Sunday, April 30, 2006

Travel Notes by Jock Pichette

Travel experiences
pichejovila@videotron.ca
FRANCE

1999 Used Train from Airport to “Gare du Nord”, excellent experience.
Began our journey at the Timhotel, not the best but nice and cozy.
We did have time to spare so we both got a Haircut at the local barber.
We used the red bus to travel about Paris, extremely comfortable and fun.
Travelled to nine different location including the “Louvre”.

Picked up our rental “ Mercedez”, beautiful grey in colour at the Airport.
We traveled the wine country – Alsace & Lorraine.
Reims, Strasbourg, and loved Colmar.
We purchased Champagne in Nimes, enjoyed Monttellier, Loved the ride to Carcassonne, and please read the story of dinner at the Castle.
Stooped at “Pont du Gard” – Travelled the Coat towards St.Tropez.
St.Raphael and Frejus was a great stop.
Antibes, Cannes and and what a wonderful stay in Nice
Eze, great stop atop the Mountain
Villefranche-sur-mer will take your breath away.
Drove the strip to Monaco.

Year 2002 – Europe, Switzerland, Austria, and Budapest.

Driving Europe offers an adventure with each turn into a city, town or village. Choosing a restaurant or creating an on-going itinerary makes the whole journey enjoyable.

From arriving at Zurich’s Kloten Airport, to chasing down an auto for our journey increases our adrenalin.

Luzern is fantastic and minutes after arriving, we downed a “Braugold” beer.

Bern, is the Capital of Switzerland.
Then to Murten, and Gruyeres.

Montreux, took my breath away starting with our view of Lac Leman.
So picturesque that instead of finding a restaurant, we bought our food, and made the balcony our dinning room overlooking Lac Leman.

We visited Castle of Chillon on our way out.
2,478m.
Lusanne, great room overlooking the city.
Next day, off to Geneve, and the Casino.

We wanted so much to drive the Alp’s “Nufenenpass” . Stopped at various point as we climb to the top. As we headed to Lugano, we drove a 16km long tunnel.

The thrill of planning an itinerary! – Breakfast in Lugano, Switzerland, Lunch in Vaduz, Liechtenstein, and dinner in Innsbruck, Austria.

Took a tour at Tirol “Hall & Watten” a two hour stop.

Kufstein, was magical and great fun. The hotel, the square, food, and music outstanding. Ate at the Café Auracher.

Salzburg, great city, a good time and a most interesting courtyard.

Vienna – a smashing entrance to a dream city along the Ringstrasse.
Schonbrunn Palace and Spanish Riding School.

Our first dinner served in frying pan’s. Caged elevators in our hotel, and during a walk we met buskers doing the Phantom of the Opera.

Budapest, Hungary and the Danube.
Vienna International Airport – so lucky because we had the inaugural flight with Air Austria – big time modern aircraft – great trip and many memories.


EASTERN CARIBBEAN CRUISE 1999

Princess Cruise “Dawn”

We remained in Puerto Rico after our cruise – great time visiting Casino’s, beaches, old San Juan, the Arena where the Cockfights took place.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

September 16th, 2000

Cape Cod, Hyannis Harbor, Salem, Plymouth Rock, captured The Mayflower in the water. We also had a wonderful stay in Ogunquit, Maine. PlusToured Provincetown, and Mount Washington Valley.

MEXICO

March 23rd, 2001

The Copacabana, Mayan Riviera – we had a great time.
We visited Chichen-Itza and climbed the ruins.
The bus tour through the jungle was awesome.
Our lunch at the local hotel was educational, and gave us an opportunity to meet and talk with the Mayan people.


PUERTO VALLARTA

Riu Jalisco – November 24th, 2003 to November 29th, 2003

Great resort, with many extras. Two nice dining rooms – awesome landscape.
Beautiful room. Food was good with The Ocean and Pool side Grill set up.
Visited Las Cascadas in the Jungle – had lunch along the river. Many Canadians live along the main road. We went into Puerto Vallarta twice, and had great fun at the local restaurant near the boardwalk.
Good Visit.

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

Punta Cana - February 24th, to March 3rd, 2002

Catalania Bavaro Resort – Great resort, but immediate problems when we could not get into our suite. We all got sick- starting with Barry, Karen, Barry and then Jock.

CUBA

Varadero, Cuba – May 3rd, to May 10th, 2003

Super Club Breezes, enjoyable holiday
Theme nights were nice, but food was not the best.
Good entertainment, nice room, and good fun with the Lizard.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

SUNSET JAMAICA GRANDE – RESORT & SPA
OCHO RIOS, JAMAICA, WI.
MARCH 25TH, - APRIL 1ST, 2006

RIU TROPICAL BAY
NEGRIL, JAMAICA, WI.
ISLAND GOLD UNWRAPS A PLEASANT HOLIDAY
JUNE 11th.-18TH, 2005

WYNDHAM ROSE HALL RESORT & COUNTRY CLUB
MONTEGO BAY, JAMAICA, WI.
MARCH 19th, – 26th, 2005

After choosing another vacation to Jamaica, we have come to the conclusion that the food is the “common denominator”.

If we had to rate the above three resorts, then Riu Tropical Bay, in Negril is the winner. Sunset Jamaica Grande in Ocho Rios comes in second because of its Dining rooms which includes the Buffet set-up, and Pools. While Wyndham Rose Hall Resorts & Country Club in Montego Bay is a beautiful third.

Two of the above travel stories are written up already, and Sunset Jamaica Grande will be next. Each story differs, for example if you are traveling with young children, then the Wyndham Rose Hall is a great spot because they have a water slide & a lazy river which children love. The attraction offers parents a chance to sit back and relax within eyesight of the children, not to mention having a cool drink. They have one of Jamaica’s best golf courses at the resort.

SUNSET JAMAICA GRANDE – OCHO RIOS

The four-hours-and twenty minute plane ride skips along the same flight path as our previous two flights with one exception. Turbulence and there was a period when the “Seat belt” sign remained on for a good period of time starting from Cuba. And only when we began our descend into Montego Bay’s, Sangster Airport did our flight stabilize. Turbulence in the air is no different than a bus ride over pot holes, gravel roads or a throwing a nice flat-stone across a pond. The safety factor is being on an Air Canada carrier. When Air Canada rolls a plane onto its tarmac, the condition of that plane is a five star! So relax.

Air Canada, the transfer from the airport and back is with Jamaica tours bus lines with A/C. Only once did we use another service, and you can tell the difference, like poor brakes, older bus, and the clutch asking for two Extra Strength Tylenol. Jamaica is not a big island, as a matter of fact it’s less than 150 miles long and 51 miles wide. The roads are atrocious, so Jamaica’s Dept. of Public Works is working double time to complete better highways. Meanwhile your bus ride will take a bit longer to reach Ocho Rios or Negril. Our trip to Sunset Jamaica Grande in Ocho Rios took 2 ½ hours.

As you approach our complex from a distance you can see why they call it “Sunset”. It’s the colours of course, the north tower is 11 stories high, while the newer south tower has 15 floors. Excitement grows as you relish the sights including such names as Dunn’s River Falls, which we climbed last year and Taj Mahal shopping complex. The streets are busy with locals hanging out, and shopping.

The lobby of Sunset is huge, it’s possibly the largest lobby we have witnessed in all our Caribbean travels. Registration desk is efficient and quick. They are well organized with documents prepared in advanced. Within minutes you have your key’s to the room, directions, and if you wish to register for specialty restaurant, that can be done with equal efficiency. Our room 937 in the North Tower lacked hot water, and it took at least two visits by maintenance to rectify the problem. No hot water on the second day, but we did receive a call from the front desk suggesting we take another room on the 7th Floor. The change was good because the view included the Caribbean Ocean as well as the complex. The only bad thing was the loss of my watch $ 427.00 which was missing from my original room. When I asked about room 937, the man at the counter said, the room has been given to another customer? I wondered why they would give a room which had no hot water.

What is five stars at this resort is the SERVICE.
After we were all booked in and unpacked we decided to orient ourselves to the complex. It was about 5.00 p.m., and we find this nice Café Jamalicious located at the North Pointe Tower complex. The waiter can tell we are new arrivals, so he makes sure we are comfortable, and makes some suggestions. He came back with two sandwiches, one turkey and one chicken along with some fries and two Red Stripe beers. We enjoyed our light lunch, and continued with our orientation stroll. On Sunday evening we used the Grande Palm Buffet Restaurant. While setting up my utensils, I dropped a fork. Within seconds, a waiter was at my table with a new fork, that quick.
The best restaurant without a doubt is “La Diva” Italian Restaurant.
“Dining at South Beach” is a very close 2nd.
We did not enjoy Ginger Lily which is an Asian Restaurant. Too much like a warehouse and portions come at you too fast.
Bars – you can enjoy a drink at every corner of the complex, from swim-up bars, to lobby, beach, and restaurants. Liquor is local but the beer “Red Stripe” is excellent.
We did run into a funny incident at the Grande Palm Restaurant, it was about 12 noon, when a guests walked by with a plate of bread piled high. He did have a variety of bread, but what is he going to do with so much of it? The answer came quick, because now his wife followed with cold meats, tomatos, and other goodies like lettuce etc. He began to create six plates, and distribute the meats. Other guests even took a picture of the scene. The long and short of it is that they were going on a tour, and did not want to purchase food outside the complex. Good idea and quite a savings.

Next item of note is the swimming pools – Besides the two swim-up pools and bar, they have pools for every age and even one for toddlers (Enclosed) near the Caribbean Ocean. Some pool wind around the dinning rooms. One is a replica of Dunn’s River Falls.
They have a three rivers pool, even a splash pool which drowns you with cool fresh water from a height of 25 feet. The pools are not typical, and none are deep, bit enough variety to enjoy a swim. Our venture was to swim in all the pools as a means of collecting points for effort.

We are beach people, but at this resort the beach front is small. We still swam each day during our stay. We walked the beach from one end to the other. They do have security and a sign indicating that you are leaving a secured area. In a period of seven days, we walked the beach nine times. We even saw a Chinese lady screaming for her husband at the opposite end from our resort. She unfortunately stepped on a “Sea Urchin” which defends itself by injecting needles into your foot. It was a minor injection compared to another experiences some years ago in Guadeloupe which ruined a guest’s vacation.

There are plenty of chairs along the beach – they are comfortable and if lucky can find a few palm threes to rest under. The towel system is typical.

Mailing post cards to Canada cost 1.00 $US

While on the subject of beach & water – Sunset Jamaica Grande is located across from a cruise ship docking area. During our stay we saw, Coral Princess, Voyager of the Seas, Mariner of the Seas, Costa Magica, Imagination, Carnival Victory, and AIDAaura.
AIDAaura was an interesting ship with huge red lips on the front, its origin is Germany.
We were informed that a week earlier, the Star Princess took fire while at Montego Bay. No room was available for the 140 passengers, so they bused them all the way to our hotel. During their short stay one guest from the ship set fire to his mattress creating a minor scare, Talk about a coincident.

If you enjoy shopping for souvenirs, Ocho Rios is perfect. Taj Mahal is walking distant and you don’t have to fear for your security. The best time is when the Cruise ships arrive. On two occasion ships were docked, so the impact of visitors triples considering that some ships have 2, 000 passenger and crew. We visited town twice and had fun with the vendors, and people from the ships.

Jamaican’s are in great shape – I was informed that they stay away from Greasy Foods.
It did not matter which resort we were at, the people who serve you are great.

Our room is a 3 star, but our view on the 7th. Floor is a 5 star. It overlooks the pools, Ocean, and in-coming ships. To our right we have the Caribbean Ocean. We often enjoyed a nightcap on our balcony.



Wedding Gazebo is a busy place during the day, and they are building a new one overlooking the Caribbean Ocean. No doubt will be the choice of many who wish to get married at this resort.

There is one eyesore, and that is a Bauxite Plant across from our beach area.

Entertainment is awesome, the venue best ever witnessed. You can be close to the action or within ear-shot. There is a bar open all night nearby, even a grill if you wish some food. We were well entertained one evening when a group from Jamaica, some 5 men, produced a great show.

We met many from Toronto, a couple from Germany, a nice man and his wife from the USA. The one family we enjoyed flew in from England. They had an eight year old daughter. She loved to play basketball, and each time we watched her throw a basketball she was great. I believe the young girl had natural talent. We did have some Montrealers near us at the beach. We met four French couples from Quebec, and although they were on the same flight, it appears that Three Rivers which is about 1 ½ hours from Montreal.

We had an early departure time for the Airport. We have a tip for you, when you leave a resort, always try to place your luggage on the bus last. Reason of course is that you will have your luggage first, and be at the ticket counter first as well. Sangster International Airport is busy, and the line-ups for customs can reach a zigzag line-up. We once waited and walked the line for fourty five minutes before entering the custom area. Once inside this area you will see new facilities and shopping. They also improved the waiting time arrivals.

We hope you enjoy our stories.

Jock

Friday, April 21, 2006

Driving Europe - 2000

Today as I was driving home, and listening to my local radio station ( April 21st,2006 ) - the topic was Driving on our highways. Most of us in our senior years who live in North America certainly has accumulated miles of driving. We also have come across a bunch of reasons why other drivers are bad.

My wake up call came while driving in France. My wife an I had just completed 42 Kilometers of wine region travel, and although we sampled a few glasses I was awake enough to continue towards Carcassonne, France. As we merged onto this beautiful clean looking four lane highway, it was void of traffic. So I began my voyage by choosing the third lane, and as we do in Canada my speed limit was 100 k/hr. I checked my rear mirror, and no vehicle in sight. When all of a sudden, a speeding car flies by beeping his horn going at least 160 k/hr. I wondered out loud why did he give me the horn. I move up to 110, and then 120, and I'm still getting the horn.

I manage to get to 140 k/hr. before I realize that I should be in the slower lane of let say the right side of the highway, even though there are four lanes. What is amazing is that every time I checked the rear mirror, I did not see a vehicle, and ten seconds later, zoom another car.
This experience woke me up to the fact that, France, Germany and other speed demon countries need at least three open lanes in order to pass another vehicle.

Over the years I have driven France (2), Switzerland, Austria, London, and Scotland. Excellent roads. It was a tremendous experience. I was comfortable driving on the right or left.

Therefore, driving Europe was an education and great fun. Hope to be back soon.

Jock

Sunday, April 16, 2006

TRAVEL STORY’S BY JOCK PICHETTE

Caribbean Tour – March 20th, to March 30th, 1999
Princess Cruise – “Dawn”
San Juan, Puerto Rico
Barbados, St.Lucia, St.Maarten, St.Kitts and St.Thomas.

Paris, France Sept. 1999
From Gare du Nord and rifles, to a great haircut in Paris.
A ride on the Seine. The Louvre, The Notre Dame Cathedral,
Alsace & Lorraine, and Strasbourg
La Route du Vin (Wine Route) Awesome
Colmar, Carcassonne, Nimes, Montellier, and Pont du Gard.
St.Tropez, Wonderful Frejus and fun. Antibes, Cannes, Nice, (Cote D’Azur.
Eze and all its Corniche….
Villefranche-sur-mer, so beautiful.
Nice and The Promenade des Anglais.
MONTE CARLO - MONACO

Sol Melia Sol Club Las Sirenas, Varadero, Cuba
March 2000
Plus excursion to Habana, Cuba

Please take a seat on the Verranda, and read about a romance on the Cape.
September 16th, 2000

Mediterranean Cruise – November 8th, to November 18th, 2000
Royal Caribbean – Legend of the Seas
Italy, Greece, and Turkey
Plus extra days in Barcelona, Spain and Athens, Greece.

Hola from the Mayan Riviera, Mexico
March 23rd, 2001 to March 30th, 2001
Plus an excursion to Chichen Itza

Catalonia Bavara Beach, Golf, & Casino Resort
A trip with friends to the Dominican Republic
plus side trip to Santo Domingo
February 24th. to March 3rd, 2002

Super Club Breezes Varadero, Cuba
May 3rd. to May 10th. 2003


Fishing trip to O’Sullivan Lake Lodge
May 16th, to May 19th, 2003

France – May 24th, to June 7th, 2003
Father’s Footstep – WWII

Riu Jalisco, Puerto Vallartta, Mexico
November 24th, to December 1st, 2004

SuperClub Breezes Costa Verde -Guardalavaca, Cuba
March 15th, to March 22, 2004


CRUISE – Explorer of the Seas
Miami departure, January 23rd, 2005
This was a family holiday which included, Keith & Rhonda from Toronto.
Bill & Irene Dow from Lake of two Mountains and Karen & Jock
San Juan, St.Maarten, Netherland Antilles, St.Thomas, U.S.V.I., and
Nassau, Bahamas.

A Cruise with Hurricane some 150 miles behind – return to port one day early.
Princess Cruise line. Cayman’s, Barbados, Princess Cay’s, Missed Balize and stopped at Cozumel.

Disneyland’s - Magic Kingdom.
Niagara Falls, Ontario
Miami, Florida
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Touched Chicago, Detroit, many visits to New Jersey, New York City & Radio City Music Hall.
25 day travel on route #1, California into Las Vagas.
Venezuela (Doral)
Guadaloupe
Golf trip to West end of the Bahamas + 1
Nassau and Freeport, Bahamas
Puerto Plata, Dominican
New Orleans, Louisiana
Hawaii – Oahu, Maui, and Kauai
Business trip to Paris to set up meetings in Algiers
North Africa’s Algiers.

Jock@

pichejovila@videotron.ca

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Karen and Jock's trip to CUBA, from Varadero to Habana and some, discovers the best beaches in the Caribbean.
With an 8.15PM departure time, Iny and Bill show up at the front door in Dorval at 5.00PM, with Bill giving us the first taste of speed, as he jet's us to Mirabel in record time, so much so that we can have dinner together prior to embarking on an L-1011 Air-Transat loaded to the gills with about 400-500 holiday sun seekers. In order to get a decent seat on an airplane these day's you must pay ten dollars and call in advance or you could be in the last row with the Kleenex boxes and rolls of toilet paper. This system is equal to governments surge charge strategy. It should be first come first served.
The trip is a normal three hour and thirty minute, but just like Bill's top speed this pilot manages to cut off fifteen minutes of air time, as we land in a tiny Peninsula of Varadero, some one hour and fourty five minutes from Habana, Cuba - the city of revolution. As the plane taxi's towards our first taste of Cuban air, our watch tells us that it's 12.00 Midnight, and sixty four degrees, with clear skies and many stars leading us to a typical Caribbean Airport.
The big difference of course is the country, which won two major wars, the first with the Spaniards, and the second and most popular for us, defeating the Americans back in the late sixties. So its only right to say that we are intimidated, by this little country of ten million inhabitants, located on the Caribbean Sea, close to the mouth of the Gulf of Mexico.
Karen and I are holding hands as we touch Cuban soil for the first time.We head towards the main building, wondering about customs? And how they will react? What type of questions will they ask? Will we be detained? Will they confiscate our jewelry? will we be searched for secret American espionage papers? Your head just wonders.
We choose a line, and wait our turn. Unlike most custom's system, only one person walks up to the window of proof, so I suggest Karen go first, just in case she cracks a joke, and I must call Chretien, to release the blond crazy kid from Canada. No problem, as a matter of fact we are complemented when a custom officers puts two fingers to his lips and sends me a kiss, that my ring is very nice! There are over four hundred Canadians in line and this officer is in love with my ring. I wished the Custom official would get higher chairs to sit on, because when I approach the window, the security man's face was level with my navel. That's scary when you think we should be at eye level. The only conclusion I came to, was that they were x-raying our pockets for secret weapons.
We got our first taste of the Cuban tropics, slow, and slower. Now we have entered the concourse, and heading towards the baggage conveyors. It's a stop and go type with a warning signal that tells you, it's starting up again. No luggage, we are now in the slower stage, because I don't see one piece of our luggage, and the signal is driving me nuts. Karen is sitting on a steel bench, after all, we have been standing up now for the last twenty-five minutes, and by the looks of things, it just might be another twenty-five, and we want to get to our bus, and to the hotel, which they tells us is fourty minutes away. From Karen's vantage point she spots our luggage, and from what she tells me, runs towards the conveyor belt, smacks into a man from Teteagauche, New Brunswick, he flies onto the conveyor belt, yelling, what did I do, nothing sir, I just want our two pieces of luggage. Thank God he say's, I thought I was being frisked. Now we must find the signature agent who will direct us to the bus, but before I could ask, Karen are you ok? A bellboy jumps our bags. Bus # 649, we are informed, cost, well he tells me, two American dollars, senor. We are now sitting in our bus wishing to leave, but there are two ladies holding up everything because they are smoking! As they finally enter the bus doors, they are escorted to a cheer of Boo's, and rightly so. It's now one thirty PM, Montreal time but Cuban time is 2.30PM, and we never could figure out the hour difference? Was it daylight saving or is there an hour difference always? This whole day began at 7.30AM Dorval time.
To conclude, after four stops at different hotels along the strip of Varadero, we reach Sol Club Las Sirenas, a four star ALL-Inclusive. Our home for the next seven days. We are well received at the reception desk, and given a room at the end of the complex. Within minutes, a telephone call is placed to the front desk requesting a change of room. To our surprise, the next morning, we are informed that we are now proud parents of a third floor unit over looking the center court, pool, and the Caribbean Ocean, what a sight, what a beautiful room. Sol Melia all-Inclusive resort features beautiful architecture with a touch of European flair.
SUNDAY, March26, 2000 orientation day, we awoke late 9.15AM, shower, dress, and headed towards breakfast, a huge dining room, with a capacity for at least four hundred guest, but since it's now only minutes from ten, we have one half hour to get our breakfast which is lean of food by this time, but enough to get us going. After breakfast, a bellboy helps us transfer our luggage to 3292 from 1001. We unpack, and look over the complex from our balcony, what a sight for sore eyes. Our game plan is to walk the complex, and find out all about our next six days at this beautiful hotel.
First down to the pool, which we used only once, but on a few occasion sat around this "S" shape design enjoying a café au-lait. Located just off the snack bar, which supplied us with drinks all day, and if you wanted steak, pork chops, sausages and fries that's the spot. The pool-bar enabled guest to float onto a seat, and order a wide variety or tropical drinks while dangling your feet in the water. The clubhouse directed traffic, towels, reserving of water vehicles, dining room reservation to the Italian restaurant, or Chinese. You could also play Ping Pong, and Billiards, which we did on a few occasions while waiting for the entertainment to start. They had a giant Chess Board set up above the main pool with pieces weighing at least three pounds. As we walked towards the beach, we ran into another bar, where you could pick up juices of your choices, beer of course, and tropical drinks.
THE BEACH, what a beautiful playground, vast, white sand, beach chairs of your choice, with blue and white beach towels, a $ 15.00 deposit was required.Palm tree Hut's all along our complex, but we knew that these would be at a premium. Then trick is to wake up early, run down to the beach place your towels on your chair, then back up breakfast, and return to the beach for a most rewarding stay. For the men who read this story, puppies were all around you. Europeans of course led the way with exposures of every size.
THE WATER, AAAHHH,,,The Water…what we consider the absolute best part of Cuba. A gentle slope leads you into the most clear blue and turquoise salt water this author has yet experienced. The beach stretches as far a you can see; in fact there are 20 kl of uninterrupted golden sandy beach. The ocean floor is a myriad of sapphire blues and emerald greens which cushions your tootsies as far out as you walk without drowning. Once you're literally in over your head you start to see schools of yellow, white and black tropical fish dancing above the newer coral formations, which make up the first reef.
Both Karen and I can confirm that the Beach and Water, is the most rewarding attraction at this complex, and by Far outweighs all other features offered to us during seven days. We played, we walked, we waded, we swam, we floated, we rode on and in the Caribbean warm waters and when we needed a break, we sat under our hut ravishing the sights. We devoted most of our day to the beach area, only to surface for lunch, and dinner.
We also found out that the beach was listed as the ten cleanest beaches in the world, and we totally agree. In order to maintain our active pace we decided we needed a siesta daily, and managed at least one hour per day, to give our body a rest from the sun.
Our room was another plus, it was clean, large with a beautiful spacious bathroom and so was the whole complex, maintenance people believe in cleanliness, tiles are kept spotless right up to our room. Walkways to the pool, beach, restaurants, and garden walkways are well groomed with royal palms, bushes, not to mention little pools and water systems spitting water towards the skies.
This would be our second reason for choosing this complex.
Nightlife would be our third choice, and we used our imagination to plan a good dinner, by reserving for example dining at the Italian Restaurant, a full service restaurant, and it was good. But unfortunately the seating capacity was limited, which we found to be a negative point!Nightly entertainment took place each night at 9.45PM with a warm up show on most nights. We attended every night, prior to having a café au-lait near the pool. The shows were lively affairs, great music and tremendous dancing with theme nights. On our first night Karen wins a watch, by knowing the music to Cat's. She was one happy vacationer.
Our fourth choice is the food, breakfast, lunch with one exception, and dinners were at the Buffet Restaurant located in the main complex. We had a variety of choices, but meat dishes were mostly disappointing. Chicken and pasta good, salads good, cold cuts great, surprisingly, fruit was limited, breads without a doubt excellent, pastry and ice cream number one. As for wine, beer, and water it depended on who was working your area, we had some great service, and we had poor service. Waiters who enjoyed clearing dishes ruined our evenings, but the two-way waiters who looked after us were fantastic, our wine glass was always full, so was our water glasses. It's important to drink liquids when we consume so much sun during a full day in Cuba.
We are not being negative here, because Cuba has so much to offer.Front Desk people were excellent, Maid service "Four Star", maintenance people great, and we can say that the only bartenders who were consistent was the Snack Bar group.
My theory about Cubans work habit is a simple one - A waiter, cook, gardener, security all share in each others tips. So in actual fact they get a salary, and all tips are suppose to go into one pot, and shared at the end of the day, I presume? Therefore, if I give Ada our chambermaid, or Nelson our tour guide a tip, they must share with all the staff. So why, bust their butts.
American dollars is a commodity in Cuba, because the Cuban peso will buy products in a Cuban store, and these stores don't have all the quality products or enough inventory, but on the other hand if you have American Dollars, you can shop in what they consider an American grocery store, and get what you want.
Monday March 27, 2000, Tan day, and reservation day for tours to Havana "Habana", a trip to Varadero only minutes away by taxi, another trip to Plaza Americas, an expensive shopping mall and party night Thursday at the Habana Café located only a walk from our complex. Our signature agent, a likeable lady informed us on all aspects of our holidays.
Tuesday March 28, 2000 we visited VARADERO, located 3 km. From our hotel, we had a choice of how to get there, local bus $ 1.00 each, Taxi approximately $ 5.00 or our choice horse and buggy at a cost of $ 10.00 for some fun. He let us off at the flea market at 46th. Street. The flea market was just starting their day, but choices were limited to artisan's products. Most artisans spoke two and three languages, fluently. We bought a leather belt, felt good. Walk the streets of Varadero. We then took a taxi which looked like a half Orange, cute, slow and very touristy. We rolled down the main street towards Parque Josome, a beautiful park, we imagined the creators vision towards quality presentation was the way future playgrounds should be built like, entre fee is $ 1.00 per person, two beers $ 3.00 with great service, we sat on a park bench sat along the water, and walked the park, and even danced to the sounds of Latin America.
OLD CARS, without a bit of rust. 1940,1950, and 1960's Chevrolet's, and Oldsmobile's. The most popular car appears to be the LADA from Russia. Very few new cars.
We took the bus back to our hotel, $ 1.00 and quick. We spent the afternoon drinking beer at the beach, we decided to try kayaking , bad timing, because the oars were out of sink, and we hit each other. and had a few problems then we switched to the paddleboat, which we enjoyed, but most of the fun was in the water riding the waves as they tossed us about towards the shore. Then it was siesta time before our big evening at the Italian Restaurant.
Minestrone soup, brochetta, great homemade lasagna, mouth watering.Karen had the tough Veal, and Jock had the pork with red peppers, cream caramel for KC while Jock had the Profiteroles and café au-lait to complete our evening. We sat at the edge of the restaurant overlooking the water, and something so delightful happened while looking out from the restaurant, we saw Baby Karen, a blond little girl of about 3 years old, picking up stones from the garden, and then throwing the same into the water. Baby Karen was in a world of her own, Sweedish/Norweigian possibly. Her parent both tall, sat only a few table down from us enjoying the evening as their little girl ran towards the stage area, and then looked back, next thing she is in the snack bar lost of course, but, wait here she comes again, checked her parents, and again ran away tiptoeing and bouncing towards the stage, just a bit further, and again she would always make the wrong turn, and end up at the snack bar, only to find her way towards the restaurant once again to check out her parents. It was such a joy; we wondered what type of parents they were. To conclude our evening, we sat next to the pool, and waited for the theme of Disney to start the show.Afterwards, we sauntered towards the Lobby Bar for a nightcap, and then dreamville. We were one tired couple. Tomorrow Habana, Cuba.
Wednesday, March 29th, 2000 wake-up call for 7.00AM, rush down to breakfast, and a waiting air-conditioned first class bus. We left the hotel at 8.05 AM.Our guide for the day was Nelson, a confident young man, well-educated Cuban, who spoke good English, and although he was not an Historian, he managed to inform us about both wars, the education, and health system of Cuba.He informed us that education is free including your books, with University graduates such as a Doctor having to spend two years in a designated area such as the mountains or other remote area before he could go on his own. They also have trade schools. Nelson graduated in the tourism industry, which is booming. In fact it is CUBA # 1 industry. Health system is the envy of the Caribbean's, totally free they only pay for prescriptions. We saw their modern hospital, and they are extremely proud of the service they offer to the Cuban population.NO TAXES Cuban's own their own home; they are given the home by the state and they pay a monthly rent, so they really own it, and can't sell the home.We saw a complex which was built in the 1970's so that all Cubans could have a home. The housing complex reminded you a bit of the rag trade type building. Very poor people, but they appear to be content. On every rooftop water tanks, supply complex with hot water.
It's downhill from here folks most buildings are dilapidated; many homes are shacks, many with bars on the windows. All the buildings need paint. When we arrived in Havana, we were shocked at the city, the only decent buildings are the ones built by the Americans, even then they are run down.
Nelson pointed out what they call the "Camel Bus"; it's a truck cab pulling a long boxcar, with the middle lower than the first and last car. People are crammed in like cattle, cost for the ride is $ 0.20 cents, and you can see major line-ups for this method of transportation. Boy are we lucky people. Regular buses are dirty, full capacity and fumes are in excess. We visited a cemetery. Nelson pointed three tombs out to us, a monster of a statue depicted 9 firemen who lost their life in a major fire. The pictures of each man is etched into the stone. The next belongs to the first women to get a divorce in Habana. Her last husband wanted her to have the biggest tomb, but they would not allow it, so they planted two Royal Palms, which is Cuban's national three. These then grew to reach the same height as the largest tomb. The last involved a women who died during child birth along with her baby. As is the custom, she was buried with her baby at her feet, but when they retrieved the bones after three years, they found the baby bones in the women's arms, this women is considered a saint, and to this day, people visit her grave sight and pray for miracles, and when they happen people return to place gifts on her stone. When we visited, people were surrounding and placing gifts on her tomb. A chilling reminder that faith can create miracles.
CUBA is a counter culture and we received mixed messages like;We were informed that we should make sure that we get our entire luggage right away or else there is a good chance we will not see it later.This creates a bad image. In Habana, we bought some ice creams, and never got change.Its not an image, it's a fact! Two things happen when you don't have the exact change - Airport Tax is $ 20.00 per person, if we give a $ 50.00 bill, forget about the $ 10.00 Change and if you don't have $ 20.00, you are not leaving CUBA.That's terrible.
Beggars, kids roaming the street, so poor they have only pants on.One incident I can recall, Karen and I are sitting enjoying an ice cream on a ledge only seconds from our bus. I notice a little boy, possibly 12 years old, he has an alley, and a sharp piece of wood. He approached us and begins to jab the sharp object into the dirt, then he starts kicking the dirt, and glances our way. Another boy of equal age joins the boy, and they are now closer, about four feet away, when another boy of at least 16 years of age joins the group, and he also takes this sharp object, and jabs away at the earth. At this point I get up from my curb seat, just next to a school, and face the boys while I gesture to Karen, that we better leave. What was happening, is that these boys were up to no good, they used this sharp object to intimidate you, and then we would be approached or jumped, in any case, they were just poor kids trying to find money to survive?
This my dear friend, is something they need to address as soon as possible. Although this sort of behaviour did not happen in Varadero, I must say that the city of Habana is infested with such poverty and the Cuban Government should be ashamed. Black market is rampant by the looks of it, and the people who approach us are not young. Even while playing in the Ocean, several men would swim up to us, and say do you want to buy CUBAN cigars? .
Nelson gave us a test; he asked us on the Air Conditioned Bus what are the three main industries in Cuba. Of course, from all parts of the bus came shouts of Tobacco, Sugar Cane, Rum, these answers were right, but in different order.Nelson suggested that the real answer is Women, drinking, and Dancing.In fact Tourism, Tobacco, and Sugarcane are one,two and three.
A note about 6-year old Elian Gonzales, like the Missing Children Network do in Canada, his picture his posted throughout Cuba even on billboards. Based on what I saw in Habana, this young boy belongs in the United States with his aunts and uncles. The fact his Mom wanted out, is the deciding factor. I would have to assume, that the father would not be far behind if everything would have gone as planned. Mom's know best!
Hipocrasy, my dear friends is the name of the game, Cuban's say we don't accept American Express card, but please bring your American dollars. Al Gore who is running for President, says, he feels that Elian should remain in Florida, talk about bullshit, here is a man seeking the number one office in the USA, and he uses Elian as a method of getting the Cuban-American vote. Hipocrasy on both sides.
Cuba is a country in progress, needs a complete renovation and paint job.
Thursday March 30th, 2000 is Party night at the Habana Café located next door to our hotel. Visitors who traveled with Air Transat & Signature tours received an invitation. We enter the Café, and were presented with a rum punch, a powerful little drink, while music blared away making your feet move, and body sway to the latin music. The mood was happy, people jockeying for seats and tables. We found a table in front of a 1960 Chevrolet, and every now and then the horn would go off and the lights would flask, knocking us off our chair. It was a fun night with gifts to be won, along with dancing, and drinking. During this evening an American couple ask if they could join our table, we were flabbergasted that they were Americans considering the conflict of not only the War, but what about this young boy, Elian, who the Cubans want back in the worse way. The Americans said, they got in through Vancouver with a Visa only. They were let in after an hour of interrogation. We also met a couple from Nova Scotia, Tom and Judy, and although we had lunch with them, Karen was turned off by Tom's attitude.
Visited Plaza Americas on this day. We were told that this was the most expensive shopping Plaza in Varadero, but in our opinion, not so. Prices in Cuba were decent, no matter what place we were in. Unfortunately many stores were missing inventory/stock.
Friday March 31st. 2000 - Some experiences, snake in Ocean without a head! Just floating along. We thought a vulture must have picked the snake from the woods, and lost it in flight. Huge waves today, and when this happens, we can jump a wave, and get a ride to shore.
The Banana boat - What an exciting, and fun thing to do, and only $ 5.00.The boat picked us up at our beach and with a life jacket strapped on, we climbed aboard for our ride. We realized this would be a rough ride when he asked us for our hats, and glasses. Already the waves were powerful. The motorboat with a long line towing the Banana tube of yellow, with a blue round panels all along the tube, gave us a place for our feet and balance. He picked up another passenger, before heading off towards the middle of the Ocean passing other boats, hobby crafts. Then the real thing, waves were now reaching heights of three to four feet, and sure enough he made us flip over when he hit a wave on the curve. The first girl flew off sideways, Karen was next, and for some reason I flew backwards into the Ocean, and swallowed some salt water.
We tried to right the Banana Boat, and in order to get on, passengers must be equal on each side. I thought Karen was holding on, since I was on the opposite side, but nobody was, and I tipped the boat, landing it on my head and swallowing more water, Karen was looking for me, she thought I was drowning I guess. Finally, after a lot of struggling we get back on with one of the guy's from the boat joining us as a life guard, but in realty was more interested in the first girl. But still something is not quite right Jacques and Karen are facing the back of the Banana boat and the other two facing front. After some side splitting laughter we got it right and took off again. We also learned the art of counterbalancing in order to stay upright. Tremendous fun, and a great story to tell.
This would turn out to be our best beach day.
Tex-Mix is tonights entertainment. - Tall gay guy's in tight pants with spurs doing the Mambo? Very original.
Saturday April 1st, 2000 plans were to take the paddleboat out to the first reef, and feed the fish with dough balls. Beautiful Yellow, white and black fish. We were not the only people doing so, another couple joined us, as well as some snorklers and we played with the fish. We returned to the beach Beach day once again, and with a Siesta behind us, we did some shopping. Lunches, and dinners were being stretched out now, knowing that our vacation is just about complete.
Our flight was at 2.45AM, and check out time is 12.00 Noon. For $ 30.00 they extended time to 6.30PM, which was great. That meant more time at the beach, access top more food and entertainment, another Siesta before our flight
We saw baby Karen for the last time, she was on stage prior to the show, dancing to great Latin music, and she was having a ball. Cute with pigtails, and dress smiling, and wondering about the lights shinning down on her. What a great memory.
The show "Latin Mix" finished at 10.45 PM, we hustled for our luggage, changed into our Canadians clothes, and headed towards the bus with a departure time from the hotel set at 11.20PM. We picked up more passengers from five others hotels along the way to the Airport. Leaving Cuba was more efficient than arriving. Our plane was due to leave at 2.45AM, so we knew that a wait was in order, then we are informed that there is a delay, its now 3.35AM, what bad news for two tired people. Karen is now sleeping with her head on my legs, when I hear that passengers for flight TS 709, should go the gate # 2 for departure, what a pleasant surprise were back on schedule. Another giant L-1011
Well folks, here are some CUBAN facts; bordering on the tropic of Cancer, CUBA has a typically tropical climate. Blessed with beautiful sunny days plus gentle sea breezes and tradewinds to cool the air. CUBA offers little difference between summer and winter weather. It's the largest Island in the Caribbean.
ETHNIC BACKGROUND - Most Cubans are a mixed race;CRIOLLOS, over 60% are from European descent.MULATOS, 22% are a fusion of European & African descent.MORENO, 13% are of pure African descent, and finallyA small % of Spanish and Chinese.
In conclusion, considering all aspects we highly recommend CUBA. Choose your package carefully, and as we did then enjoy the priceless beaches along the Peninsula of Varadero.
HOLA FROM THE REVIERA MAYA, MEXICO - JOCK PICHETTE

It's March 23rd, 2001 twelve noons, and Brenda is already at the front door.A chip off the old block you might say. The inclement weather has brought us too much snow, a freak storm, but not unusual considering the climate changes throughout this world. It's definitely a motivator to reach Mexico as quick as possible. We managed to fight our way through three feet of snow piled up by the snowplow to reach Brenda's car parked on the street. The snow is almost rain, but steady. As we near Mirabel Airport, minor accidents are being tended to, with a huge truck off the road, and a bunch of cars with minor scrapes lined up behind each other. We reached the Airport, thanked Brenda gave her a hug, and she wished us a safe flight.
It goes without saying that the flight is delayed with our 16.15 departure time now set at 18.00. They tell us its something to do with the flight from Fort Lauderdale. So what's another two hour delay, once we reach Cancun all this will be behind us?
We took advantage of the time to relax in the restaurant, and from our vantage point we could see the snow letting up. We then walked off our barbecue chicken by roaming the vast territory of Mirabel Airport, and came to a stop at the magazine shop, and picked up the latest copy of Travel and some candy.Off we go to check point Charlie, and into the duty free shop. With only an hour remaining, we parked ourselves and began a game of "Vacation Wear" and check the monitor. Zippers no doubt were the in thing, on pants coloured Khaki, black, and beige. The traveler can leave the cold of winter zipped, and un-zip at the airport for his trip to the tropics.
Finally, the call we have been waiting for, would all 225 passengers for flight 458, please meet at gate 47, and help push the plane to the tarmac. Karen turn to me and say's did you know Jock that the Tropic of Cancer bisects Mexico into a temperate north and tropical south? Not really, well I got more good news for you, "The Mexican Riviera" the West Coast boast warm, tropical weather -Fantastic KC, but what about helping push the plane? Sorry, not finished -were heading for the Gulf Coast, and pleasant beaches. This is the Captain speaking, will the last two passengers please board the plane, as we are ready for take-off.
The power of Air Bus engines smoothly jet's us to 31,000 feet, to a great flight into Cancun Airport. The transition from Airbus to Customs to Air Condition busWith plenty of "Corona Beer" on board is fluid, now it's only a 45 Mexican minute ride to "The Copacabana" on the Mayan Riviera.
Stepping down from the bus at the "COPA" is special for many reasons;Its holiday time and Felipe with a smile and warm greetings registers KC and IWe are assigned a room at the "SOL" complex, meanwhile a waiter comes by with a tray full of cocktails for us, welcome to the Copacabana. The reception and lobby area is massive with a water fountain dead center while all around it, beautiful sofa's and chairs await you. The colour schemes are Yellow-beige with sparkling marble tiles. As you look up into a reverse cone shape roof the height is staggering at 100 feet. Log's from the jungle of Mexico are used as support beams, just awesome. Some 50 feet up, you can see beautiful painted flowersflowing along the walls.
The Copacabana opened in November of 2000, and the landscape is an Architects dream, because once we leave the lobby, you enter into a tropical jungle of splendor. Nature is very evident throughout this complex, with stone path's dimly lit, trees in place, and a bridge on stilts overlooking the lagoon stops you in your tracks. As you rest your elbows on the bridge, Latin American music awakens you, your body begins to move, and yes it's holiday time. But, were also tired, and we moseyed along to our tropical abode for the next seven days.But, the beauty just won't stop, as we turn into our complex of three stories high We are met with a gorgeous painted wall illustrating the beachfront and the Ocean. The entrance also has Mexican Olla's to each side, benches of design made for eight people, and no doubt opening your eyes to the Spanish traditions and culture. One flight of stairs, and we reach our room. It's a beauty; marble floor, marble bathroom, marble shower and all the amenities needed for a great stay.
Saturday morning March 24th and although we have a 10.30 AM meeting with the signature agent, it did not stop us from orienting ourselves with all the facilities. A total of six buildings exist in this complex, starting with Sol, followed by Brisa, Agua to our left while Palma, Luna and Arena were on the right side. Brisa and Luna were non-smoking units. The limestone type path was a bunch of esses strung together with Palm boxes, and benches in front of each building.Trees were saved along the path to create a jungle environment, so on many occasions you would zigzag around these slim trees. After the Agua and Arena buildings, you meet a ronde-pointe, and then a Spanish style arch introduced us to a "Boardwalk", approx 75 feet long shaped much like a banana on stilts. From this point you begin to hear the Ocean waves, the music from the "Tequila Bar", and people enjoying life around a signature pool. This idea deserves a 5 star rating.
Our tummies begin to rumble-hungry, so we hustled back to the main restaurant "La Selva" located off the main lobby. Two huge Spanish style doors greet you before entering a well-organized buffet style restaurant with a seating capacity of at least 500 people, and you also have the option to eat breakfast or Dinner on the patio at the rear of the restaurant. We did just that on a few occasions. Breakfast on the Patio
The food was above average, and a first for these eyes, on-tap beer (Dark or Light) and to boot (Red & White Wine) I was able topour our own beer/wine. We considered this a classy touch to a buffet style All-inclusive resort. Then you have Centenario Restaurant, Mexican food, but reservations were needed, and you had two dates available per stay. While you enjoyed dinner, mariachi band offered a touch of Mexican music.
Restaurant La Palapa served Continental Breakfast from 10.00AM-12.00 Noon, Snacks, Lunch-Grill 12.00 Noon - 17.00.If you want a 5-½ star rating idea, you'll find it here located a Mexican micro second from the Pool, and beachfront. It was difficult to just sit and enjoy a snack, the action surrounding La Palapa was on going with such characters as Banana boat man, The Pirate and his chimp followed by Bubbles and Package not to mention an intriguing couple "laugh some more honey", somebody just might be taken our picture.
AGUA MAN, My new name for Jocko is "Agua-Man"Never out of the water for more than one half hour at a time.I can hardly keep up with my new Agua-ManMore powerful than an "Ocean Buddy"More playful than an "Octopus"Able to swim great distances in a single strokeAble to hold his breath longer than Karen when trying to get rid of her hic-cupsYes - It's "Agua-Man"
Beach walk adventure needs a pair of running shoes, because you will run out of sand and run into "Sheet Coral and "Giant Brain Coral" with an assortment of crevices. If you manage to reach the point, you will then see Barcelo Hotel & Resorts.
Karen and I found the Ocean water warm compared to the pool water, so when we ventured into the pool for Aerobics, it was just a mater of a quick Rinse-shower, and walk in for some exercise
Our playground became the Ocean, and its variety of challenges.Boogie boarding definitely created some great laughs, not to mention rides up to the shore. A sweater is a must if you enjoy boogie boarding, otherwise a wicked burn will follow you to bed. Thursday afternoon, we were sitting on our lawn chairs, looking towards Cuba. The wind was acting up; sand was blowing into our faces, when we notice a Doctor and his wife entering the water. Both were into their 70's, and we feared for their safety, so we kept a close eye on them. To our surprise not only did they reach the buoyancy area of the waves, but floated like a buoy. The next day at breakfast we talked to Dr.Jason and his wife Melanie about their venture only to find out that they were expert swimmers.
The pool was a signature piece of beauty. It was designed to give all ages a way to enter and retreat from the pool. From beachfront, we would take a shower rinsing off the accumulation of sand, and then enter the pool at the lowest end.There were stairs of course at two locations, with the busiest located near the "Tequila Bar".
Another feature, which KC and I enjoyed, was Hammocks, approximately SEVEN were available just behind the Tequila Bar and Aquatic shack. It was so relaxing after a full day in the sun just to layback. You could literally fall asleep under cover or have a drink - your call. Water Aerobics took place at 12.00 Noon each day. Spanish lesson at 3.00PM, Movies at 6.00 PM, Gym just next to the pool was open all day.
Karen and I ventured on three occasions, first and most important "Chichen-Itza", a must - The famous site in the Maya World, was founded in A.D. 445 and inhabited until A.D. 1204, when it was abandoned. The city is divided into two areas: Old Chichen, built between A.D. 600-900; and New Chichen, constructed in the 10th.Century.The largest and most important structure is El Castillo (the Castle) with stairs ending in two large serpent heads. During the spring and fall equinox (March 21st and September 22nd) the sun casts shadows on the steps that create the illusion of a snake slithering down/up the face of the pyramid.
We had the luxury of an Air Conditioned bus and a very classy tour guide who knew is stuff about the Mayan people, as a matter of fact he was emotional about how nice these people were not to mention the suffering of years past.As part of our tour, he selected a Mayan market place, which only last year burnt to the ground, and some of the companies such as his tour company were instrumental in rebuilding the market place.
The bus came to a stop and we had 30 minutes to acquaint ourselves with the market place. With our tour guides description of Mayan people, we could pick a Mayan person in any ball stadium throughout North America. What a wonderful group of humans, as we browsed through their market place politeness surfaced immediately, and has our guide informed us, they have a big heart. We now know what the Yucatan Peninsula represents. All along the route tiny villages would catch your eyes with children void of toys playing in fields of rocks, bottles, and scraps of wood. These were not homes, they were shacks, yet if you looked above the house a television antenna or Satellite dish provided that family with an inkling of how we live in North America.
Here's what I learned -Chichen itza's reputation as the Yucatan's prize cultural attraction is well deserved. The combination of faultless ancient architecture set to a backdrop of stunning natural beauty provides for an esthetic experience not easily matched. Yet this alone is not why Chichen Itza, capital of the Mayan empire at its zenith, continues to fascinate some 1000 years after its creation. The site's glaring paradoxes are intriguing: a civilization both intellectually advanced and brutally savage; a culture crushed by colonization, yet still thriving in the language, customs, and hearts of many present-day Mayans. You can't claim to have seen Yucatan without a visit to Chichen…………..
We reached our final destination - Disembarking from our Air Condition bus we soon realized, this venture will require water, and more water. Luis our tour guide confirmed this felling when he began to find shade each time he had to describe "The Ruins". Unfortunately the entire site had minimal trees with each guide securing a spot of relief. Once we reached El Castillo, our guide bid us salut la visite, and hello sun.
EL CASTILLO, this pyramid built in honour of Kukulcan, rises in perfect symmetry from the neatly cropped lawn, culminating in a temple supported by pillars in the form of serpents. El Castillo stands as tangible evidence of the astounding astral understanding of the ancient Maya: the 91 steps on each of the four faces, plus upper platform, total 365 (the number of days in the non-leap year); the 52 panels on the nine terraced levels equal the number of years in a Mayan calendar cycle; and each face of the nine terraces is divided by a staircase, yielding 18 sections representing the 18 Mayan months. Even more impressive is the precision of El Castillo's axes alignment, which, in coordination with the sun and the moon, produces a bi-annual optical illusion. At sunrise during the spring and fall equinoxes, the rounded terraces cast a serpentine shadow on the side of the northern staircase. The sculpted serpent head at the bottom of the staircase completes the illusion. In March, the serpent appears to be sliding down the stairs precisely in the direction of the Sacred Cenote, while in September the motion is reversed. Climbing El Castillo to the top is exciting, and I did so using my hands as leverage, once I reached the top I was totally scared, especially when I looked towards Karen. There is not much space at the top level, and because of the degree of steps, looking down created a sensation of a long slide. One lady was yelling, I will die up here, no way I'm I going down. Then the calm which helped me, was a young Chinese boy he was definitely out of it, alone I presume so I approached him, and said follow me, I'm going down. I sat on my but at the last step, and told him to touch me with his feet, being tiny there was no way he could see beyond me which was great for him. We began our descent carefully, and making sure he was ok. His voice trembled with fear, until about half way, when I asked him to turn around so that we can grab the rope, and return to earth with more ease. He said, it's ok, I'm fine now - Thank you. I brought the camera to the top, and instead of Karen taking my picture at the top, I took her at the bottom.
A light-and-shadow lunar serpent-god, identical to that of the equinoxes, creeps up and down the pyramid at the dawn on the full moon following each of the equinoxes. Twice a year people from all over the world converge on Chichen to see this incredible phenomenon, crowding accommodations with calendrical precision. The exact equinox dates and times vary slightly from year to year, but are always on or around March 21 and September 21.
We found the sun to be powerful, especially when you are enjoying Boogie Boarding on the Ocean. We both received more sun than we should have, so we took a day off, and headed towards Playa del Carmen, a taxi drive shared at a cost of 7$ per couple. It's a typical tourist town with plenty of options, from acquiring pure silver, walking the boardwalk, sitting on the beach watching the Crystal dock, and tender their guest to shore, shop, eat, or just relax under a shade tree.
We visited Barcelo Maya Hotels & Resorts only one Kl from our complex. Just curious visitors, because when we arrived in the region a few days ago, the bus first stop was at this complex. It was a spectacular entrance with its high white walls, signage and lobby. We were well received and escorted throughout the grounds on a Golf Cart with Freddie at the helm, he was so proud and did a great job describing the newly constructed complex of a year and one half.1000 guest are accommodated each day with a sprawling beachfront with huts covering the majority of guest.
We will be taking home some great memories of the Mayan region:Starting with the Architectural Landscaping of our complex, just awesome, beautiful, relaxing and romantic in more ways than one.The Yucatan Peninsula, with its Quintana Roo drive through a Jungle, the villages but most of all the people - The Mayan People.
A most amusing incident occurred while having lunch at the local hotel in Chichen Itza. When I looked at a young boy dancing with his troop trying to raise a few pesos, he caught my eye. First because the dancers all had tray's on their head with glasses, a bad move would send glasses to the floor. All were dressed with typical Mayan cloth showing off the culture, gentleness, and pure beauty. But, this young lad all of 8 years of age, had beautiful dark eyes and although he performed his pirouette in unison with his partner some 12 feet away. I soon realized why he was hugging the corner wall, a swimming pool with some children of equal age were playing in the pool, and he was dreaming.
Barcelona to Amsterdam - Jock Pichette (November 2000)


Our story began on a Sunday evening, November 8,2000 when Bill and Iny drove two excited travelers to Dorval Airport. KLM Royal Dutch Airlines flight 672, MD-11 Plane. It would take us about 6 hrs and 35 minutes to reach our first destination "Amsterdam Airport" and then transfer onto a Boeing 737 to our final destination of Barcelona, Spain. A further 2hrs and 10 min.
We had Turbulence over Boston, Mass, and even more when we reached Ireland. In all fairness to Airlines, the weather can't be predicted, because they do their utmost to make passenger comfortable and safe. It would be equivalent to riding a car on a bumpy road.
Our first glimpse of Amsterdam Airport illustrated a well-organized, clean looking, operation. Moving sidewalks to help you get from one end to the other with your luggage. Plenty of shops, fast food restaurants including a Burger King, and even a large grocery store. If you worked at this Airport, roller blades would be the ideal form of transportation.
Our connecting flight is starting to request passenger to gate 57. It's been a long day so far, with our early departure from Montreal we are a bit tired, but looking forward to Barcelona, Spain. Visiting new cities and countries has a way of supplying medicine to your body, it makes your trip so much easier to endure. We are about to reach Barcelona Airport, and informed that it's raining, 55 degrees, windy, and to adjust our watches for six hours ahead of Montreal time.
Adrenalin begins to flow with tiredness set aside we are two happy campers, we could not care less if the plane smacked the tarmac, as long as we can get off, collect our luggage and move on to our hotel located some 20 minutes away from the Airport. Cost for this ride is 3000$ Peseta's. .0089=1.00$ Canadian. If you think our dear Bill drives fast, you have not witnessed driver in Spain, these guy's travel at 140K, and smack walls for the fun of it.
We arrived at our hotel in the heart of Barcelona, at 12.30 PM their time. A bit early to take advantage of our room. We stored our luggage, and we decided to head out immediately even though we both looked like zombies. I found a barbershop, and Karen looked around the shops on Gran Vie de les Corts. Within 30 minutes, we were heading towards a most romantic square, "Placa Catalunya", and La Ramblas. It took us about fifteen minutes to reach the square.
Karen and I were amazed at the pace of the people, flying by us, we were at a standstill, and that's perfectly normal when visiting a new city for one reason, we are awed by the sights and they have an agenda. The Olympics took place here in 1992. You could see the changes. New buildings, hotels, sculptured Gardens, and plenty of new statues. You could actual find your way around Barcelona, once you realize Barcelona slopes gently upward from the harbour to the mountains.
The best way to visit Barcelona is by Turistic bus.There are 15 stops along a 28 km route. So we bought a two-day pass allowing us to get on and off as often as we wish. The one statue witch impressed us was the Monument of Christopher Columbus, which stands tall with his index finger pointing towards the American continent. Karen and I also tackled the "Temple expiatori de la Sagrada Familia" located on the Gaudi Route. We walked to it's top, by climbing too many stairs while circling and hugging the walls. Once above you get the best view of the Mediterranean Sea, not to mention overlooking a wonderful city.
The Bus had two lines, Blue and Red;The Old City Route, on this route we would visit the old quarter of Barcelona. The tour guide always mentioned Architectural gems. Starting as far back as the Roman Period right up to its maximum splendour in the medieval Gothic period.
The Port route, touched of course the Olympic Port, it's curved wooden walkway, and a modern day marina. The Olympic Stadium holds 150,000 spectators. We were impressed with the Passeig de Gracia route, which is located not too far from the Placa Catalunya, we have some pictures illustrating its beauty. Built by Gaudi it represents an expression of modernist architecture.
Our most impressive memory will no doubt be Placa Catalunya and La Rambla, which we frequented at night and people watched while listening to the fountains spraying water above the trees, and the glitter of lights all around us as we slowly sipped away a pint of San Miguel beer. We frequented a restaurant called "NURIA" right off Placa Catalunya, it was a great experience, but the one aspect of life in this city, which chokes you, is the smoking.
We endured five gentlemen puffing away while we ate, fortunately they left ten minutes after we arrived. La Rambla is an extension of Placa Catalunya. We kept a stroll along La Rambla for the next day. It's 9.30 AM and the street is jammed. There are two sides to this beautiful walkway, each having a sidewalk with all sorts of shops, selling everything from post cards, to gold, food, and clothing.
Each side has a street, with enough space for one car to park, along with hundreds of scooters. Then you have the huge walkway dead center, approximately 25 yards wide. More boutiques, many selling birds, magazines, flowers. You also have areas where you can sit and enjoy food and drink under canapé's/tarps. We picked a spot after some shopping to take in the action. You face the public of course, and it all becomes an urban carnival with street performers, Flamenco, Fortune-tellers, and only a few feet away, and American busker, is entertaining passers-by as he sings and clowns about a play on Broadway. Amazing stuff. One of my favourite authors W. Somerset Maughan declared the area, "the most beautiful street in the world".
Males and Females dress impeccably, dark shades are prominent, leather suits on the ladies are spectacular. Lots of tall beautiful people on both side of the gender scale, and they have a way of making colours Charcoal-Grey, and black outstanding to wear.
We found the people polite, nice, full of life, exciting, entertaining. Drivers respected pedestrians, and tons of cabs searching for fares. Our stay in Barcelona has ended, now it's off to the harbour, and the Royal Caribbean cruise line.
We had one bad experience, as we waited for our cab outside the Hotel doors. A cab pulled up, driver got out, and we thought he was our ride. After loading our luggage, we noticed that the meter was already running. How the cab business works in Barcelona, is that you have a running fare unless you make a deal. They charge you for instance 1,100 Peseta's for three pieces of luggage. We were informed that our fare should be 1,400-2,000 no more. Once we got in our cab we asked how much would it cost, he say's about 3,000-4,000 Peseta's.That's not right, we said. We were told half of that. He get's upset, so I get upset, please don't yell, we are the customers. He yells, back you Americans, all you want is deals, please pull over, I said. Ok, Ok, as he rants and raves with arms swinging. He drops us off at a corner, throwing our luggage to the sidewalk.
Within seconds another driver pulls up, and he is totally opposite, he can't do enough for us, and places the luggage in the trunk of the cab. . I asked how much to the port, he say's between 1,200 - 2,000 Peseta's. Let's go. We arrive at the port and the meter reads 1,400 pesetas. at which point we tip him with our remaining change, and his face lit up with joy.WE LOVE BARCELONA DISPITE THE ARROGANCE OF THE FIRST DRIVER.
It's now 2.30 PM, and we are entering the hanger to register for embarkation. Good system, lines are short and before you can count fifteen steamboats, were registered and on our way up the gangplank of the Legend of the Seas with our identification card and carry-on. We walked up towards the bank of elevators, gliding if you wish on these gorgeous carpets, while all about us the glitter of our home for the next seven days welcomes our presence. Without hesitation the elevators doors open, and the carpet on the elevator reads, Wednesday, when we hear a voice, going up with a ding as the door closed behind us.
Our departure time from Barcelona, Spain is set for Wednesday evening November 8, 2000 at 7.00PM, and tonight's dining room attire is Casual, being the first day on board. Our luggage is placed outside our suite, we unpack, and begin our orientation of the ship.
It takes about one hour to tour every deck familiarizing us with the locations of restaurants, dining room, and in our case it's the Romeo & Juliet Dining Room. Located on Promenade Deck, Champagne terrace, deck 4. Our table seats 8 guests. Our main waiter is Anthony who hails from India. He is a handsome man, extremely polite, and on our first night explains the procedures. Cink, from Turkey offers us all the liquids portions. There is also a wine steward, after dinner drink steward, and the maitre'd. So it goes without saying that we get good service.
Our Dining Table Guest are; Chairman of the Board is Tom, and his wife Anna from Panama City Beach, Florida. He is a retired police Officer/Jeweler while Anna was a Pharmacist. Gladys and Francisco recently retired are on a major tour, and come to us from Puerto Rico. Shirley is from San Diego, California, and Lois comes from Vallejo, California.
We all are on our best behaviour, as we introduce ourselves, before we enjoy our first meal on board. We are the main seating at 6.15PMAfter dinner, we have a variety of places to go, which include Entertainment Theater and the Welcome Aboard Show, and on this night it's "Make Mine Broadway". Staring the Royal Caribbean Singers and Dancers. Show time is set for 9.00PM. After the show we checked out the Casino, and then headed straight for our room.
Day two at Sea - Thursday, November 9,2000 and it promises to be a great day with Partly Cloudy Skies with a High of 57 degrees. We enjoy an all you can eat breakfast at the Windjammer Café on Deck 9. We walked for 1-¾ miles on the top deck, overlooking the ocean. Besides being formal night, this day is administration day, reserving tours, and Foreign Exchange bureau for some Lira's, then off to the Internet at the Centrum lounge. We have an appointment with all the honeymooners on deck 4 and we are greeted with a glass of Champagne, prizes, and wedding cake plus meet new friends from Michigan. We managed to get some sun on deck, and witnessed an Ice Carving demonstration. We played a game of mini golf, and Karen got two holes in one on a very professionally design course atop the cruise ship. We took in the Galley Tour on Deck 5, and then back to our cabin, shower, dress in our best attire, for the Captain's Cocktail Party in Anchors Aweigh lounge for 5.15 PM. Enjoy a drink and Chit chat with new friends, before our first Captain's Gala dinner. Each night after dinner, a waiter shows up with a tray of after dinner drinks, colour of glasses change each night. So Francisco began a tradition of having a drink each night until he got every colour. A fun thing. We also informed each other at these dinners what we did that day, because we all did our own thing. Tours would vary, and with this round table discussion, we would learn about each other's tours, and experiences.
We took in the show with our dinner guest, and were well entertained by Renato Pagliari. Great voice, and funny to boot.
Considering that this was a day at Sea, we certainly were kept busy. If you wish, you can just do your thing, and skip all the fanfare. There is a television in your room, offering a variety of channels for your pleasure.
Day three - November 10, 2000Livorno, Italy - Partly cloudy skies, 54 degrees.We took the PISA tour.Pisa is situated some 12 miles from Livorno, on the banks of the River Arno. It was once a republic and the city of commercial importance, and bears witness to this period with its majestic buildings and art works, the most famous being the Leaning Tower. The tower, Cathedral, and the Baptistry are all within walking distance of each other. But, you do tend to hang around the wonder of the Leaning Tower. It began to rain, so we strolled with ease throughout our stay.
DAY FOUR - Saturday, November 11, 2000Civitavecchia, Italy we were informed that it would be a great sunny day, 54F. We saw the ship enter port, and park for the day. A tremendous sight. Ciao, and off we go by bus towards Rome, the Capital of Italy, it's a hike, so the tour guide had plenty of information for us as we ventured our way towards the "Eternal City".
We were informed that we might see the Pope today, and sure enough, there he was, sitting under an umbrella taking in a mass. St.Peter's Square was jammed with visitors, we were about 100 yards from the Pope, and the police turned us back. We lined up for the Sistine Chapel, 1 ½ hours before entering, hugging the walls of Vatican City. It was worth the wait, wall to wall people in the Sistine Chapel. Since we had plenty of time in Rome, we walked to "Fontana di Trevi, a most impressive Fountain, and while on our way, touched the "Spanish Steps", Piazza San Pietro, Piazza Novona (Square) with fountain. Patheon, and of course the famous Tiber River which we crossed. This tour took a toll on our feet, and when we returned to the ship, we immediately returned to our suite, and called it a day. Need more time for this great city. We ordered from our dining room menu, and ate in our cabin.
Day Five, Sunday November 12, 2000Naples, Italy - Predicting mostly sunny skies today, and 64F. All the shops are closed today. It's 6.30 AM, and we are approaching the Port of Naples. A mountain looks over the harbour with many homes flourishing towards the top. The landscape very much similar to Mount Royal, except that its at the waterfront. From our balcony we watch the ship of 70,000 tons slowly penetrate the harbour, when all of a sudden it stops, and parks in reverse at the dock. The custom building with horses greets our ship some thirty feet below our balcony, so it goes without saying that this ship is many stories high. Ships are parked all about the harbour, including ferries. Cranes for unloading container ships are within eyesight. Modern tugboats sleep as we finally dock. Fisherman are cleaning their boats. We found out later that Naples is the second biggest port in Italy after Genoa.
We ordered room service so the waiter is at the door with our breakfast. On this day we decide to eat breakfast on our balcony while enjoying the view. After our breakfast we disembark from the ship, and head towards town. We find a church in the heart of Naples, and we enter to find only two natives, and one of them is a young pregnant women sitting at the front. Karen lights a candle, as I watched the local priest pacing the floor, just like a husband would do if that was his wife.
I wanted so much to talk to him, but every time we made a move in his direction he would saunter elsewhere. We departed and headed towards another church "Domo", which was located higher on the mountainside. We were now very much into a busy Italian community, with kids running all over the place, mo-peds speeding along with plenty of park cars, stationed in every direction as if they came home drunk last night, found a hole and parked.
We climbed many steps, through a passageway. All along galleries had flowers and plants beautifying the neighborhood. We finally find the church and enter only to find young kids being thought religions classes. It brought back many memories. We sat and watch.
We parted company, but rather than return to our ship we continued down a tiny street. Clothes were hanging across and over their balconies. Karen purchased a couple of gifts making the merchant so happy. As we walked along the street towards a street vendor selling fish & Sea food we noticed a lady on the fifth floor screaming at another merchant for a loaf of bread. Down comes a blue basket tied to a cord, and inside the money for the bread. T
The merchant takes the money from the basket, places the bread with change into the basket and up it goes. Only a few feet away another neighbour, but this time it was a Mother on the street screaming for her son to come out and send the basket down. On her bike she had three bags, which the son slowly pulled towards the gallery. That's when we noticed the whole neighborhood had blue baskets. The fish kiosk vendor was interesting you would think that the last place you would look for fish would be in the middle of a street. Oyster's, Snail's, eels crawling around a barrel, a variety of fish chilling on ice, crabs, and shrimps. What a great experience of every day life. Senior's were gathered at the corner sharply dressed enjoying the beauty of life chirping away a mile a minute. We took in a cute little restaurant, enjoyed a cappuccino, and Italian biscuit before heading back towards the ship
The afternoon was spent on a bus touring and reaching the highest peaks of Naples. We stopped for a beer at the Marina before returning to the ship.We dined, took in the Comedy show, and then went Latin dancing at the Viking lounge with Gladys and Francisco. Had a few drinks, then off to the toga party in the solarium, what a party, more dancing, and a lot of people wearing the bed sheets as clothing. After another drink, we packed it in about 1.00PM.
Monday, November 13, were at Sea. We slept in knowing that a full day at sea was the order of the day. Karen and I decide to order breakfast, and eat on our balcony. Play a game of who can see a ship on the horizon first. We spotted two, and we were hoping they would be a cruse ships, and close to ours. One was a fishing boat, while the other was a ferry with speed to waste. On this playground of salt water the ships were miles away. At one point our ship was sailing on the Ionian Sea that was 10,000 feet deep. Talk about sea creatures? We spent most of our day at poolside, playing some shuffleboard, and having a few drinks to pass the day. Dining was great, and passed on Showtime for the Casino, and then our room. After all tomorrow we reach Greece.
Crete is the most southerly and largest of the Greek Islands. It is rich in scenic variety, natural beaches, tall mountains, and gorges of astounding beauty, plains thick with vegetation and a wealth of historical relics.
Today, its panoramic Tour of Crete, and then we get off at the city center, and enjoy the City, and dinner on the square. Talk about a busy place, gold shops everywhere, leather goods and many ally ways to get lost in.
The Village is surrounded by stonewalls, to reach the shops and restaurants you must pass through these walls, and once you surface, you see tons of people window shopping, others inside buying gold, others hanging around the squares main statue, while restaurant beg for your money. The Morosini Fountain in Venizelou Square is the most popular monument built during the Venetian occupation of Iraklion. The 17th-century circular fountain is graced with marble lions. A great spot to have lunch and enjoy the view. It was at this café's that we met our dining room waiter "Anthony" having lunch just a table away. He even broke a beer bottle, which we never reported on his evaluation sheet. We dragged ourselves back to the ship for a siesta, the sunny day drained us.
As we passed through the walls there is a sight for sore eyes, as you not only see your ship, but many others it's a welcome sight. We dined, took in the show, and tried our hand at Jackpot bingo, Jock needed two more numbers and Karen three to win $3,000 US. We won our bed for the night.
Day eight - November 15, 2000Santorini, Greece - Great weather, sunny at 70F. Tender Boats will take us ashore on this stop. When we first looked out from our balcony, the Legend of the Seas was just approaching Santorini. We saw Rocks, lava rocks that is! The lights we did see were from homes atop the mountain. The tender boats can transport a minimum of 120 persons, and in this case we would be dropped off at the pier of Skala.
From this position a bus would zigzag up asphalt roads to the top. My first impression of Santorini was a city asleep. Homes and hotel are white and blue.Fira is the Capital, and many of the natives are away for the winter. Street are so tiny with shops lining the sides. This town landscape looks a lot like Ez, in France. You are either walking up a slope or down. Stairs get you to the next level. You can also use the cable car to ascend or descend, walk of course, taxis or Donkey's. Karen and I decided that we would take the Donkey down hundreds of steps towards the Pier.
Wending our way to the Donkey station, some 100 steps below to a plateau, we looked over the animals. It appears that if the owner, own five (5) Donkeys they would be tied up together. So if there were five persons wishing to go down or up, you would get that owners group. There were over 60 Donkey's parked.You can hear the owners yapping away and looking us over. A women standing next to us decides to run up the stairs as a pact of three donkeys heads her way. The husband follows, imitating a chicken, you're a chicken honey. Fear, my dear friends is not a time you take a donkey.
We have about another 500 steps before reaching the pier, and these steps are not equal, so your choice is to climb back up 100 steps, take the cable car down/taxi. Or walk, which by the looks of it would be safe, your only problem is that when you get down, throw your shoes into the garbage, because you will be avoiding or walking into Donkey dodo. Riding a donkey down the slopes is dangerous, these owners stop on a dime, while the donkeys behind you smacked into each other. Good thing some of them have gages around their mouth, or they just might take a bite of your leg. These Donkey's appear to be tame, it's the owner you got to be weary of! We slowly approach the stage where you get on these animals, since I'm first I get the leader, he is a small Donkey, attached to mine is Karen's Donkey, gray and much taller. Behind Karen three others are attached. Another couple joins, and they get on. The man is in is 70's, he is placed on the last Donkey while his wife get the fourth leaving the middle one free. She is much younger, possibly 40 years of age. We begin our descent on our Mules getting tossed from one side to the other. The owners, tells us to throw our bodies back, and relax. Right on. But he keeps looking at my Donkey's leg, and then up towards his eye's. I can see that my Donkey is slipping every now and then. At this point I can hear the lady in the back yelling to her husband, breath honey, breath honey. Obviously the man is scared, and I don't blame the man, if he falls, he could break his neck, bones or for that matter fall over the edge.
We are now about halfway down, when the owner spots a women walking down. Points to his lonely donkey, he can't talk English, but his gesture suggest she could get on. The lady is about 60 years old, and had every intention to ride the donkey down, but changed her mind, but when she saw us, I guess, she said why not. At this point you don't have the dock, to help you on, so the owner, who appears to be in his 60 himself, decides to boost this lady. It was a total laugh, she grabs the saddle, he puts his shoulder to her behind, and together they find a way to get her up. I can tell you one thing, when this lady got to the bottom, she was so happy, she did not want to get off until a picture was taken. Then Karen wanted a picture, and then the last two wanted a picture.
The owner tells me to get down, then points to Karen, wife, wife, and begins to put his fingers to his mouth, moola, moola, Karen say's he wants a tip. Yes, the man gestures. Does that mean if I don't give this guy a tip, Karen stays up?It was scary, but a total blast.
Day nine - Thursday, November 16, 2000Rhodes, Greece. We visited the Acropolis of Lindos, and the Ancient Kamiros. We also visited the new and old towns of Rhodes. The old town surrounded by medieval fortress walls welcomes you to its streets, only minutes from our ship. Almost everything of interest in Rhodes lies within these walls and its network of pedestrian streets and ancient alleyways. Plenty of souvenirs shops, gold smiths, and small café's.
Café's in Greece work this way, Karen and I wanted a beer with a Sandwich. We spotted a bunch of Café's, five as a matter of fact, and all together facing the town fountain. Lovely spot for a break. As we approach, yes sir, please take this table, good food. Good prices, while the other owner with his table cuddling the others, yells, yes, beer, beer, over here good seat upstairs. We are worried about the food, because they're not so quick with the food once you're seated.
The square is jammed, and we want a seat for our tired feet. We plunk ourselves dead center with the most aggressive owner, and order a great beer "Mythos", we get the beer quick enough, but it took 40 minutes to get a sandwich.These guy's run out of food. When we were in Santorini, we took over a visitors table who were leaving they informed us that they have been waiting for an hour, so if you like a club sandwich, and two glasses of water, take ours. We waited, but also left when we were informed that they had no tomatos, cheese, or bread. Just incredible.
Day ten, Friday, November 17, 2000Kusadasi, TurkeyThe Legend of the Seas is due in at 7.00AMCan't wait, and it's the one country Karen feared, only because of the old movies. As they ship approaches the port, you notice in the distance a small pilot boat, and this happens at every port, where the local pilot embarks the ship through a small door at sea level. This man is responsible for making sure the ship enters the port without a problem. As a matter of fact, when the pilot brings us out to sea at departure time, he gets an ovation when he leaves the boat from the many passengers on decks. As the ship approaches the pier, you will notice four men waiting two at each end of the ship, these men are responsible for tying the ship to the pier, so they wait for the rope to be tossed over at which point, they wrap the huge ropes around these mooring post, and off they go. Like clockwork, you notice a vehicle approach the boat and park their van or car at the gangplank, these are custom people and with their business cases embark the ship. I presume to officially welcome the ship, and verify the list of passengers. As we looked over the city from our balcony, we saw a modern waterfront, and extremely busy port. Ships were docked all around us, including ferries, and fishing boats heading out to see. The landscape illustrated office buildings, towers, and homes. Since our ship was only a stones throw from the streets, we saw hundreds of vehicles on the move, including our tour buses, and Taxi's. It' a total explosion encompassing, our ship being re-fueled, goods being brought to the ship, security preparing gangplank for disembarkation, the locals gathering, offering everything from books of the city, to rides into the market place by bike. Nothing to worry about, even the music from the mosques is welcoming.
Today tour will take us to, Ancient Ephesus.You see Turkish bath's along the route, but are not frequented as they were years ago. Homes today have their own. Ephesus is the best-preserved classical city on the Eastern Mediterranean. In ancient times, it was a great trading and religious city and was once home to the Temple of Artemis, one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World.
Today the remains are so well preserved that it is easy to get a feel for what life was like in Roman times. Behind the fence we could see the Amphitheater, which seated over 24,000 people
The market place is full of excitement, the music, the merchants, the gold in the windows, great looking leather jackets hanging from the shops, and the owner enticing you to come in. Alabaster vase, brass, copper, ceramic, you name it they have it. Part of the market place is covered, while alleyways seek your entrance. The carpet industry is considered art in this part of the world, and once inside, you get a lesson on how they manufacture the good stuff. A purchase here includes delivery to your house in Canada, tax-free.
We thoroughly enjoyed Turkey - We returned to our ship for a siesta. Our cabin looked great, Kenneth who has taken care of us for the past ten days, always kept our cabin spick and span. He liked Karen, and made sure she had a sufficient amount of chocolate each night before bed. He also wanted a good rating, so that he could get a day off.
Amazingly luggage was already placed outside in the hall, the whole scene, was climatic. We don't want the cruise to end, yet hundreds were already packed.
Tomorrow is it folks! we will dress casual for our last dining room dinner, we will exchange addresses with our new found friends, before returning to our room to pack our luggage, and take in the show which tells it all. Farewell Revue Spectacular Starring The Royal Caribbean Singers & Dancers in"RHYTHM NATION".
Our ten days on the Legend is over, but it's not so anti-climatic for us, since we will begin a three-day stay in Athens, Greece.
Our friends Tom & Anna are staying overnight before departure Sunday Morning. Gladys and Francisco depart on Monday Morning, while our California friends Shirley and Lois hit the tarmac Saturday morning.
ATHENS, GREECESaturday November 18,2000For the last time on the Legend of the Seas, we introduce ourselves to the great port of PIRAEUS, Athens, Greece. A most modern port, and the busiest so far. On our side alone there are 7 Ferries, and I mean huge ferries, which sails the Aegean Sea, the Mediterranean, and Black Sea's. So there is no doubt that Maritime shipping is a huge part of the Mediterranean's ports.
Despite its vast history, the Athens of the 20th century is a bustling modern city with overcrowded streets, traffic jams, pollution, and characterless modern cement buildings. The city has been criticized for lack of overall planning during an enormous population growth in the 19th and 20th centuries. When Athens became the capital of Greece in 1834, it was a mere village of 6,000 residences. The Athens of today is home to 3.1 million people and covers an area of 165 square miles.
Although at first glance we may not see the splendor of the Ancient Athens, the mental images of an historic civilization comes alive with the first glimpse of its most prominent architectural masterpieces, the Acropolis. Karen and I spent a morning, climbing and finding our way through one of the great wonders of the world, which actually consist of four ancient buildings; the Parthenon, Temple of Athena Nike, Karen's favourite, the Erechtheion, and the Propylaea. The acropolis was built during the apex of Greeks Golden Age in the 5th. Century BC. Throughout history, it has served as a military fortress and religious center.
Located 7 miles from the center of Athens, Piraeus has been Athen's port since early 5th century BC. Of course we needed a cab to reach our hotel, mostly because our luggage for some reason grew. We collected our luggage and headed towards the terminal, first you see limo's, then the black-market taxi drivers, followed by a long line of yellow taxis, BMW, Mercedes, great looking cabs. Black-market ( 40.00US) is in full force, so we joined the taxi line, which is the way to go. Our Taxi (20.00US), and pleasant. The Black Market people must have thought that we just got off the boat with a chicken under our arms or something.
Next stop, hotel Acropolis in the heart of Athens. We are in for a big surprise.Our room is ready, great news. Second, its only 10.30AM, and all our faculties are working perfectly. Excitement is brewing, after all we are in Athens, Greece.We ask the desk clerk, how to get to the Plaka? And she replies, zip, here, zap right, veer left, and bingo. As we walk towards our hangout for the next three days, we spot the Acropolis in the clouds. What a sight for sore eyes. Huge, and in our neighborhood. Excitement grows as we see a fountain ahead, but it's only an Archeological find. A sight we will often see during our stay. A sign directs us to the Plaka.
PLAKA, is the older area of the city, like old Montreal, but much older and located on the north slope of the Acropolis. You can walk the narrow cobblestone streets with winding staircases and old mansions, or take a rest in one of the numerous tavernas. Gold shops, tee's, leather and artisans products try to attract you into the many stores. There is many Greek's frequenting the area. Tavernas, are Café's to a certain degree. Tables are circular 24' with four chairs. We ate three times within these walls. The atmosphere outstanding, with a wide choice of food. Our favourite beer at this point was "Mythos".
Within range of our hotel, we ran into Dionysos theater, open air of course. Built in the second century AD. Seating capacity of 17,000, we were informed that to this day they use the Amphitheater for concerts. We also took in the Acropolis Museum, Tower of the Winds, Hadrian's Arch, and the Zeus Temple. From this point on, we used the public transportation (150 Drachma's each) to reach Syntagma. When we got of the bus, I felt as if I was in time Square. Buildings all around us had advertising posted reaching towards the skies. Buses, cars, scooters, and noise pollution bounced off our ears. Wall to wall people, American style fast food joints. Just awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We ask for direction to the famous market place, and ultimately we found it. Dear friends, its huge, its big, its wide, and its long then the meat vendors catch your ears. You can't tell where one kiosk begins or the other ends. Is there a fight going on? Then why are they screaming? Attraction! We turn the corner, and more kiosk, but this time, its seafood and fish. We are now walking with our hands in the pockets of the man in front, the floor are wet from the ice keeping the fish fresh. One person was buying shrimps, and as soon as the customer placed her order the vendor went ballistic, screaming at a higher pitch, to let the people know that he is filling an order. Amazing strategy. Then dry goods section, and at this spot, we bought some peanuts.
From this point we spotted a church a few blocks away, and paid our visit to our first mosque. I sat back and watched people kiss statues covered with plate glass, not one, but many who sauntered into the church, solely to kiss the glass.
Back on the street, our sense of direction brings us back to Vasilissis Olgas.Our next stop the Parliament Buildings. We are informed that they are only twenty minutes away. Great, need a beer, great Idea. Finally we reach the parliament bldg. and we definitely want to see the changing of the guards, and so does 150 pigeons along with half that many visitors. It's the attire these guy's wear that catches your attention. Pom-pom laden clogs, short pleated skirts (Foustanela), and pony-tail-tasseled hats. On the other hand, a young gay man, was drooling standing next to Karen, I could not help see the good-looking young man stare down the two guards. Both guards were at least 6'5" tall, the black coloured jacket just about covered their butt's, with white leggings teasing our friends imagination. The young man never budge, then came the changing of the guards. To our left, we could hear footsteps, haw, more guards, three as a matter of fact. They approached the steps, the middle guard began sounding orders, at which point some fancy stepping started, and like puppets, the fluid motion of these guards, illustrated a step these eye's never seen before. Somewhat like half a can-can steps, with a twitch of the toe forward, and for good luck, clogs with spikes, scratched the surface like a horse.
They repeated these steps until a complete change was made. I guess you are wondering what happen with the young gay individual? Well, he did follow the retreating guards.
Now its our turn to retreat, and we decide a walk would do us good considering that we are so tired, and walk all the way back to the Plaka. Great, we stop at the first bar and order a nice cool beer spending some 90 minutes just surveying the people as they walked by our café. Even a beggar with her hands wrapped with bandages, cheerfully asked for coins. On this night we would be back for dinner, evaluating our stay in the Mediterranean.KC and I learned so much on this trip, with notes that Barcelona is a definite return for more than a few days Just as Rome needs a week or more.With our cab ordered for early departure, we hit the sack early.Our trip to the airport was smooth, exciting, because soon we will be in Amsterdam, enjoying half a day plus.
AMSTERDAM - Schiphol Airport is a modern Airport, and we got around by using moving sidewalks. This was our stopover getting to Barcelona, Spain as well as returning to Montreal from Athens, Greece. Most of the Gates have KLM/Northwest Planes. You can see a few 747, Asian connection on the tarmac.
On our return trip, we had a longer stay over, so we took advantage of this time by touring Amsterdam. From the Airport, we journeyed by Mini-Van first towards the countryside. We actual drove on a Dike separating higher grounds from lower. Many dams exist in this country, otherwise parts of it would be underwater. We visited a cheese Farm, and Clog Manufacturing plant along the way. While in the city, a diamond factory was visited as well as touring the canals by boat.
It's a most intriguing city, and when we passed the Red Light District, we saw a dancer in the window attracting our attention. Two young men from Bombay, India were flabbergasted, and questioned the driver about the lady in the window. We were told that Amsterdam has 2,000 registered prostitutes, regulated by the government. Each prostitute is self employed and incorporated. Others do exist, and use pimps. We were also in an area where the criminals live, as described by our tour guide, these people own expensive property. Some homes sell at 2.5 Million and up. Drugs from what I understand are legal to a certain degree.
We would have to conclude that nightlife in Amsterdam is awesome, covering every aspect of life. The canals, one after the other, and the boat you see in the postcard, actually stops at Museum during the summer months.
The homes as you can see are not too wide, solely for tax reason. They are long and thin. Each home has a hook installed at the top end, with a pulley as a means of getting furniture from the street to the windows, which are larger than the door, or stairway. It's not unusual to see an apartment, leaning slightly.
Bicycles, take a look at the picture, 600,000 of them hang about the city. If they are not locked to a pole, salut la visit. The tour guide informed us, that the canals we sailed on have 1 meter of Bikes, 1 meter of automobiles, and 1 meter of water.
This tour was more than we expected. We returned to the Airport to have a snack, and a bit of duty free shopping before heading home. Amsterdam would be the type of city, you spend two days, one day for museums, one day to sightsee, and take the train to our next destination after a nice dinner at a café along the square.
Enjoy the trip.

Jock

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JAMAICA IN JUNE AT RIU TROPICAL BAY

The motto of Jamaica is, “Out of many – one people”

JUNE 11-18TH, 2005

From the street named after a great U.S. President, the buzz began early on June 11th, 2005 – The excitement of a vacation in Jamaica was too much for Judy & Graham who only one week ago were married at the Mormon chapel in LaSalle. The “Bug” has reached out in welcoming Judy & Graham to the world of travel. It was pure joy for Karen and Jock to see beaming faces as we met them at another famous name the Pierre Elliot Trudeau International Airport. They were first in line at the West Jet Ticket counter and proud of it!

The Caribbean first “Aqua Babies” at the front lobby of the
Riu Tropical Bay.

Although we are early on all counts, the wait is exciting. We yap over coffee at the west end of the airport. Immigration is smooth, and security personnel needed a ladder to reach graham’s upper body with his scanner. The weather in Montreal is boiling not to mention humidity.

We are being paged to embark for our flight 6554 which will take three hours and fourty-eight minute to reach Negril, Jamaica. Our carrier on this day is West Jet - Judy & Graham have front row seats, as we sit one back in 2D & F. West Jet personnel are comedians, and make the pre-flight routine most pleasant. The Boeing 737-700 will be flying at an altitude of 38,000 ft. prior to take-off, flight attendants were called to their station to demonstrate flight safety regulations. The next procedure is to cross check, doors and other pre-flight rules. Judy made us laugh as she heard “crash test” instead of Cross check.

At this point the Boeing jet is moving big time down the tarmac, and kisses it good day, as we become airborne! Soon “we be jamming” in the Jamaica - Yeah Mon!

We are comfortable in our leather seats, as we reach an altitude of 20,000 ft. at speeds of 454/mph. On the back of each seat, a mini size television offers a choice of channels. Our route will be above the “87”, as we head towards New York, Connecticut and North Carolina. We can see the trolley with box lunch heading our way. The lunch contains, Ham & Cheese sandwich, an extra piece of cheese, some nice tasting sesame crackers and dad’s cookies. You have a choice of liquids from a cool Ginger Ale to hot drinks. Booze starts at $ 5.00.

It’s 1.20 p.m. and we are 40,380 ft above North Carolina traveling at speeds of 535/mph. In a couple of hours we will be landing at Sangster Montego Bay airport. The rectangular airport is not big in comparison to Dorval, but that Caribbean flavour takes over and you do the hustle towards immigration. Beyond immigration, signs direct you to the conveyor belts. The luggage is slow to reach you but then again who cares. With luggage in tow, we must seek out the Toursmaison rep. We are lead towards a counter, but the man behind it, is asleep? I knock on the counter, and to his and our surprise, he is not the rep. Finally we see the rep. running towards us. At this point a gang has formed, so he distributes the welcome briefing documents, and points to our bus driver – follow him, we do but at the start he brings us towards the wrong bus. We are now tucked away in our A/C older bus, Judy & Graham on one side and us on the other.
Being first does help, because in reality, the drive towards the resorts is our tour towards Negril, Jamaica.

Our driver is a tall man, approximately fourty-six years old. He informed us that he is married with five children. A nice chap who loves to talk about certain “potions” Jamaican male’s drink after a days work, or while relaxing on the weekends. You certainly get his drift.

The dynamite recipe – ingredients.

a raw peanut
a bottle of Guinness
the yellow of an egg
Molasses

The secret is to mix the yellow of the egg with the molasses before combining. Now start chasing women. Yeah Mon! He had such a smooth way of saying “Yeah Mon” after every sentence or word.

Every now and then we hit a small village, and everything appears to be happening, from shoppers, to walkers, and friends chating away while looking in every direction as they chew the fat. Gretting a Jamaican means eye-to-eye. Not belly-to-belly. Pop. Over 2.5 million, and you will find as many Jamaicans in major cities. Toronto is Canada’s most popular destination. As a matter of fact, when you mention that you are from Canada, they will respond I have a cousin, uncle, sister, or brother in Toronto.

To see goats tied to a twig is frequent, and cute to boot. To our right is the Ocean, and small fishing vessels wait for another day as the rain shows its ugly face. I would think that rain is not bad, because it’s hot in Jamaica, and the cool breeze off the water must be a welcome feeling. When you approach these corners, gridlock exist with a truck, bus or taxi all waiting for the other guy to move.

We are informed that Riu Tropical Bay is minutes away as the rain subsides. Excitement grows throughout the bus as we search for that perfect entrance along the road. Names of resorts we looked at in our brochures back home, flash through our windows. The range is awesome from a specialty attraction, to a two ** and of course a *****. The bus veers right into our complex “Riu Tropical Bay”.
Welcome – Yeah Mon!

The lobby is typical, and we are offered drinks from the get go.
Registration procedure, key distribution and overall service from the clerk’s at the desk to bell boys rate big time. Time 5.00 p.m.
Arriving in most resorts after two p.m., means eating in the same clothes you wore on the plane. With our room key in hand we are pointed towards our room. In this case we meander down a ramp towards ground level. The first thing you notice is the beauty of the landscaping at this resort. You can even learn a few tricks from the gardening crew, we use “Machete’s” as part of their grooming skills.

As we approach our complex, a wedding gazebo is available for weddings. Not as big as “Riu Jalesco” in Mexico, but who cares when you wedding is in Jamaica. The complex is Mauve in colour and three story high. KC & JP have 2118, while JC & GL have 2117. Side by each.
The rooms are a good size, extremely comfortable, with a mid-room closet on one side with a safe for your valuables. The opposite side has addional storage space, plus a dispenser for hard liquor (4) taps while below a fridge with a variety of soft drinks, beer, and mixes is at your disposal. You certainly have a choice now! Considering that 24 hour snacks are available. Hopefully you like the Ocean or pool side, otherwise book yourself another vacation at a two star resort with sandwiches and soft drinks only – please make sure they have a comfortable bed, hammocks, good beach & pool chairs with no loud music.

Once beyond this intermission, you have a full size classy bathroom with a mirror, and full size towels. Our balcony overlooks the lush green ground. Throughout the open air courtyard - Palm, banana, and a variety of tropical trees awakens your feelings of what “Eden”. We have table and chairs, and even an extendable rack to hang your bathing suits. Great start!

You can’t help but try the bed, tired and all – it’s a ritual.
Once beyond your fourty winks, you gradually find your way to the buffet dining room.

Ocean Front – Is the largest Ocean front we have ever visited. The sand is dark, and has ripples. Clear water with plenty of small fishes to play with. There was a Baby Stingray, bur kept its distance. It’s a natural bay – named “Bloody Bay”

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Singapore, Bali and Honh Kong - 2004

We can almost say that this vacation came about while flying to the Caribbean.
Because when we prepare our carry-on luggage, each zippered compartments has a purpose such as a vault to protect our passports, tickets and a few coins. Another area contains Tylenol, camera, films not to mention my diary and a few pens. Next, earplugs, neck rest’s, crossword puzzles for Jock, at least two travel magazines and a novel for Karen - settle in the largest pocket.

Once aboard, it’s obvious that our seats will have all of our attention, and sometime during this flight the travel magazines will surface. Ideas will fly, anecdotes from previous vacations pop into our minds, and there is a good chance that “sublimely” - part of this world will tickle our fancy. We booked this trip in April of 2004, and cashed in our first ticket on September 20th, 2004.

Air Canada, Montreal-Toronto
Cathay Pacific, Toronto-Hong Kong with a stop for refueling in Vancouver.
Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong – Singapore
Garuda Airlines, Singapore to Denpasar
Cathay Pacific, Denpasar – Hong Kong
Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong – Toronto with a stop in Vancouver for refueling.
Air Canada, Toronto – Montreal

We headed towards immigration at 11.10 p.m for our connecting flight to Hong Kong. Like us, many travellers are tired as we find our way to gate C33. The airport is awesome, huge, clean, and makes you proud to be a Canadian.

Our A340-300 has all the emenities to produce not only a smooth flight, but offerings of food, blankets, ear plugs, and television on back of each seat.
We arrive in Vancouver at 1.35 am pst! 4.45 am est. and can’t disembark as the re-fueling takes about one hour. The next leg is 6,387 miles to HK and it will take 13.23 min. So on long trips we remove our shoes. Cathay gave us a nice souvenir pkgs. One of the items is a pair of nice thin socks which we put on immediately.

We are flying at twice the speed of an F1 race car at an altitude of 31,000 feet.
At one point we are over the Gulf of Alaska, passing Juneau and Anchorage.
We tried to get some rest, but just can’t seem to doze off. Out comes a snack as we are now over Seiberia as they offer a snack of Sushi, Bisquits, fruit cup, blueberry bar, and any drink you little heart desires.

Unfortunately, KC has a major headache, and she is now falling in love with her television as she leans forward to relieve the pain, body aches, and stale cabin air does not help. Face mask is a good idea on long flights!!!! At this point KC jumps to her feet for some exercise, walks back and forth from our seats to the bathroom and back. This was a procedure often repeated during this flight.

KC – outloud, and dreaming, she wonders “would I ever do this again” thirty hours of mostly flying, and sitting around airports. Seat belts hardly fits! I feel like a giant in these seats. Headache and so tired. But after the break H.K. to Singapore, headaches gone so things are looking better. Is it possible I already had three breakfasts? Sushi for breakfast? It’s so confusing. H.K. Airport – modern, quite,clean, café latte from Starbuck’s – so International feeling. ($45.70HKD). .

Did I mention the lovely Cathay Pacific crew – gentle, polite and very skinny. Even the guys. I bet they have no problem getting the seat belt around them. Can’t wait to land and have a nap. Wake up, KC, wake up.

We are now over East China Sea, at an altitude of 35,000 ft sitting on fluffy white clouds, going 520 miles/hr. Never have I witnessed clouds so thick, and so high? Our captain just informed us that he is starting is descent into Hong Kong Airport, what a relief and elated to finally reach Asia. From my window the Airport is massive, and parked planes illustrates Asian carriers, like – Atlas Air, Dragon Air, JAL, Singapore Airlines and China Airlines.

We disembark, and touch Asian soil – and we feel special, big city – big airport – and well received, as English is very much part of their Airport language. Since our luggage is already off to Singapore, the only thing we have to do is check in, and chill. We are due to board at 8.15am, our final leg which will take 3.20 minutes. My throat is sore, KC’s headache is almost gone, but the fact that we are so close to commencing our Asian vacation, the adrenaline is flowing, and we are dancing our way towards a coffee shop using moving escalators.

We enter the bathroom, and wonder? Are these the real thing? So immaculate, I almost asked the sanitary worker if I can use the toilets? But he was so busy scrubbing down the urinal bowls. He was dressed all in white, with a mask, white gloves and a brush. Never have I witnessed such cleanliness!

No paging here, you must be at the gate when they tell you, and sure enough as we arrived, the agent waved us in, check our ticket, and down the gangplank towards our B777-300 to an almost empty plane. Talk about service, not that we had poor service prior to this flight, because that’s all you do on these flights, is eat, drink, and eat, and drink. You can even order during the flight as well.
We were on our way at 8.55 am, and the view was spectacular as we slowly work our way up to 36,000 ft. We can see Hong Kong bldg’s -The apartments buildings, condo’s are high, and as KC mentioned “It’s a vertical city”. Bldg’s are flanked in every which way. It would have been nice to arrive at the old airport, because, apparently you flew between the bldg’s. At about 10.55am, we were over Ho Chi Minh City, cute name, right!

Again we see huge white clouds, so white - Santa Clause would be proud.
Our plane begins its descent, and the view is spectacular as we follow the coast. The Ocean is busy with fisherman boats, the coast line unravels natures colours of yellow, gold, rust, and green. As we reach 4,000 ft, I’m looking for sharks, but no luck, only clear water illustrating a bunch of reefs as we bounce for the final time through a corridor made just for us. Finally, we touch down at Changi International Airport and we have a long drive to our gate.

No matter what airport you might be in, you always worry about your luggage but in Singapore the airport is so nice that you spend time just looking around at the beautiful architecture of the bldg. The conveyor belt is full of luggage, and our two pieces are easy to identify, because we use stickers from our previous travels. There they are, as they flip flop from the opening towards KC’s side, so I run over to take them off the belt. Now for our ride to our hotel, we pass through the doors and all we can see is 251 signs, good thing our man was tall, because he was standing behind the crowd, and we could see our name – what a relief. He was such a happy camper, he presents us with an envelope full of information about our stay in Singapore.

Our hotel was nice, comfortable, and clean. Off the main road, but easy to access. Opening the door to our fourth floor suite was pure medicine, everything about this room shows comfort with a playroom type bathroom, a bedroom large enough to practice your putting, a great writing desk, a bed we needed for our first leg of the trip, with plenty of storage space. When we asked for a wake up call one day, we awoke on our own, and went down for breakfast, when we return to our room to prepare for our day, we answered a knock at the door, only to find out that the personnel from the hotel were worried about us and came up to check why we did not answer the wake up call – nice touch.

One evening we decided to take a walk, it was 11.30 pm we felt revitalized, so why not walk the street of one of the safest city in the world. No jaywalking here, you respect the law – not KC & Jock, but only because traffic is less, and we are between blocks. . Just across from our hotel there is a café, still open with people enjoying food. In one case, I wondered when the table would collapse with all the quart bottles of beer. As I looked none of the guy’s seemed drunk nor were they noisy as we hear on Crescent or St.Denis just a bunch of guy’s having fun. As we pass 7-11, the place is jammed with customers. Another café with young males chopping away at some food, again very quite. Most bar’s along this strip appear to be closing up, chains around chairs and tired owners moseying along. Many customers on the bus heading home. Crickets, talk about noisy, the street has plants between the sidewalk and streets, and they must be having a convention, because – the decibels are high!. On the way back we drop into the 7-11, pick up a few goodies and back to our room for some food and drink

The following is a description of the tours waiting for us. You must remember that we are two tired travelers with eyes so big, they must have wondered if we are on speed. A wake up call is arranged for 5.00pm.

Sept.22nd - Upon arrival, transfer to Rendez-vous hotel. Take time to relax at the hotel or enjoy the rest of the day at leisure exploring the city – dream on buddy, its shower time, and some linen for a few hours. Dinner is a choice of local, western cuisine served on a self-cooking plate of sizzling hot rock by the Singapore river at Boat Quay……………………………………Singaporean’s latest sunset haunt. After dinner enroute to the world’s largest fountain, take in the beautiful sight of the central business district via Benjamin Sheares Bridge……………………. Continuing to Bugis Street, our guide will take you for a stroll at the night market or’passer malam’ where you may chance upon a bargains you never imagine. ………..Our last stop for the evening is at Raffles Hotel for the sample of Singapore’s very own concoction, ‘the Singapore Sling’. …………..As the saying goes, ‘if you have not been to Raffles, you have not been to Singapore’.

Every time we made a move, from Airport to Hotel or Hotel to meeting place, a bus was at our doorstep. The a/c mini bus or tour bus was a great added feature. It gave us a different view of Singapore and its people. In both instances our meeting place was “Suntec Mall”, and then joining a bigger groups for our tour. Driving Singapore, Bali, and Hong Kong is done from the right side! Singapore is immaculate, no littering or spitting is permitted.

If you ever visit Singapore, prepare yourself for a shopping – and you will have a choice from Haute couture, to malls with fixed prices, and then the wheeling dealing shops who price high, knowing that you will barter for a better price.
Boat Quay, Quay is pronounced “Key” – Known as “the belly of the carp” by the local Chinese because of its shape, this area was once notorious for its opium dens and coolie shops. Now it’s a beautiful mix of waterway, Canal Bank, with choice of restaurants while just a stone throw away towers flirting with the clouds is home to banking, and investment conglomerates. I learned the following while visiting Singapore – Two areas of the city center are relatively new, having been built atop huge parcels of reclaimed land. Where the eastern edge of Chinatown and Tanjong Pagar once touched the water’s edge, land reclamation created the present day downtown business distrioct, which is named after its central thouroughfare, Shenton Way. This wall street-like district is home to the manificent skyscrapers that grace Singapore’e skyline and to the banks and business that have made the place an international financial capital. Marina Bay, and Suntec City are two more area derived from reclaimed land.

For dinner along the Quay, we tucked ourselves into the Sizzling Rock, a restaurant with a flamboyant owner who gave us great seats overlooking the harbour and pedestrian wallk. KC had Salmon while Jock enjoyed a steak from New Zealand. Although we were tired from our long day, we had a great time.
Singapore Slings, and the Raffles Hotel. One of my favourite authors, William Somerset Maugham spent time here. We walked up a spiral staircase to reach the “Longbar”. I wondered if Somerset sat in the same chair I did. The music was great with a women band leader, pounding out feet stomping tunes. The athmosphere created a feeling of belonging, so much so that your tiredness understood the charm of this place and gave us the energy to keep up our pace. Waiters with tray’s of Singapore Slings move about with ease. The bathrooms are located on the outside of the Longbar room, and lucky for me to need a “Slash”, so off I go through French doors, and along a walkway, which oversee the Atrium/courtyard. You can’t help but stop and look at the most beautiful tropical display of Palm tree’s, arbors, plants, and seating arrangements to include privacy or straight out in the open, you choose because it’s a paradise that keeps you around, and coming back for more.
Visiting in the fall was good timing for us because January to June is the peak months.

Upon return we hit the sack and enjoyed a good night sleep. Sept. 23rd – An orientation tour of the city this morning begins with a drive through the “Colonial Heart” for a view of the Padang, cricket club, parliarment house, supreme court and city hall. Then enroute to Thian Hock Temple, one of the oldest temples in Singapore, the coach will pass Chinatown before stopping at Mount Faber for a panoramic view of the harbour and on to a local handicraft centre. The tour then continues to the National Orchid Garden located within the beautiful Botanic Gardens. Our final stop at little India will entrance you with the scent of joss sticks, jasmine and spices.

We had a nice breakfast, and we must admit the food here is outstanding, and enjoyable. What we found interesting while having breakfast is the people, we sat near a window facing the street corner. At 7.30 am the people are slowly walking to work, very similar to us. It’s a bit grey with light trying to break through. As it reaches 8.00 am, you start seeing small little trucks with labourers sitting together squashed together like a peanut butter and jam sandwich. These are the immigrants who perform tasks native deplore. On the other hand, the business people of Singapore, are one of the best dressed specimens of human beings. Please don’t get me wrong, nice casual is very prominent as well. We also notice that even though the sun is absent, natives tend to seek protection under canopy’s etc. – We are in the lobby by 8.30 am, waiting for the mini bus to Suntec Mall for our Day Tour……….

The Padang Area – It’s a large field which embodies Singapore Recreation Club at one end, and Cricket club at the other. Flanked by City Hall, parliament house, and Supreme Court . It goes without saying, the area is swanky.
Thian Hock Keng Temple, “the temple of Heavenly Bliss” one of the oldest temples in Singapore. Part of Chinatown, we did what most visitors do, light three jasmine sticks, and prayed, not is much as some Chinese were doing, but respectful. To light these sticks, took some doing, because I did not know which end to light, and I was not the only one, because I forgot to oil the stick, and turn it right side up. Fun, and not so embarrassing.
Mount Faber is typical of sightseeing, similar to Mount Royal. You get a panoramic view of the Harbour, and you do see why, this country is huge on distribution of tonnage. Ships are everywhere, even parked waiting to unload. We did see the cable car’s which can be taken from the top of MT Faber or at the World Trade Centre Ferry Departure. Some have glass bottoms.
We did get a close look at the 12 story “Merlion” which is half lion ,half-fish creature during our Bumboat tour – Include the boat here
Next we visited a typical handicraft centre.
Our final stop was the National Orchid Garden located within the Botanical Gardens. Awesome Orchids, but much too warm for two Arctic dwellers.
Little India was different than anticipated, people were not so pushy – just business people trying to make a living.
Esplanade Park and Queen Elizabeth Walk, two of the most famous parks in Singapore, were established in 1943 on land reclaimed from the sea. Reclaim land is something you hear from all the tour guides. Theatre on the Bay is a great example of Architectural purpose, the building which is a double dome structure is known locally as The Durians, because their spiky domes resemble halves of durian shell – the “spikes” are sun shields. Karen’s named it Bug’ eye’s. We did see a fruit which looked exactly like this bldg – it was the stinkiest fruit in the world, once beyond the smell, it was delicious.
HIMIDITY – if you enjoy humidity this is your Country, no wonder natives walk slower. In my case four blocks of walking and I begin to sweat- Big time.
7-11 depanneurs are very popular, not big, but certainly well organized with every product you might need.
A taxi to our river cruise $ 5.00 cdn. In school, first language is English! In years past, a family of ten would pay $ 10 Sing.$’s/month for a home, and share one bathroom. At the present time its $80 Sing.$, and they have their own bathroom in a 800 square ft. home.
Private homes begin at $ 300,000 Sing. $’s, while the mansions fetch $ 30,000,000 sing $’s.
The Penny Black, a Victorian London Pub was a joy to visit. Located at the Boat Quay. It must do extremely well considering that the banking industry is just around the corner. Declan O’Donnell managed the place.
After our boat cruise, we found a Tony Roma’s restaurant, by acciodent of course as we hustled in the Suntec Centre Mall. ($ 72.60 Sing. Dollars) Draft beer 8.90 – Crispy Chicken $ 14.50 – Babyback Half $ 20.50 – Café Latte $ 4.50 – Apple Crisp $ 9.90. All in S$’s. It was delicious!
Airport Departure tax, $ 15.00 SGD
$1.00 CAD = 1.33974 SGD
You know your paying taxes when you see “+++”

The country is made up of one main Island, Singapore, and around 60 smaller ones, some of which p like Sentosa and Pulau Ubin – are popular retreats. The main Island is shaped like a flat, horizontal diamond, measuring in at just over 42km (25) miles from the east to the west and almost 23km (14 miles) north to south. With a total land area of only 584.8 sq.km (351 sq.miles). Singapore’s geographical position, sitting approximately 137km (82 miles) north of thr equator, means that its climate offers iuniform temperatures, plentiful rainfall, and high, high humidity.

I hope I do justice to Singapore – In conclusion, Singapore is like a new born, your eyes pop from its beauty. They people have a caring attitude, and although the streets we walked were immaculate, a visit to Little India, Chinatown, explains why its present state exist. They renovate and make things better for their people. They reclaim land to expand. A visit to the habour illustrate why Southeast Asia converges on Singapore – It’s the world busiest port delivering the highest tonnage to the world. We heard about the penalty for littering, chewing gum, spitting etc. even the cane as the worse punishment. – If I may stray for a minute, discipline is not a bad thing. You learn quicker, you become smarter, and produce better with the end results that cost is reduced in every sense of the word.

The country is made up of one main Island, Singapore, and around 60 smaller ones, some of which p like Sentosa and Pulau Ubin – are popular retreats. The main Island is shaped like a flat, horizontal diamond, measuring in at just over 42km (25) miles from the east to the west and almost 23km (14 miles) north to south. With a total land area of only 584.8 sq.km (351 sq.miles). Singapore’s geographical position, sitting approximately 137km (82 miles) north of the equator, means that its climate offers uniform temperatures, plentiful rainfall, and high, high humidity.

The Changi International Airport is equal to most modern airports. It has duty free shops, restaurants, and clean, clean bathrooms. You have a choice of transport to and from the airport at reasonable cost.

While we were waiting for our plane to Bali, a gentlemen with his son sat next to us, he looked kind of nervous. He was loquacious, and it did not take long before he turned his attention to us. He introduced himself as Gde Berata, President of Indonesia Surf Life Saving Association. He was proud of the fact that he just attended a conference on life saving in France. Once he found out that we were off to Bali, he gave us his card, and said “if you need any help in Bali” don’t be shy call me. Thank you, Mr. Berata, I will definitely call you if I’m drowning.

SIX FULL DAYS IN EXOCTIC BALI… and the Melia Benoa – on the India Ocean. Garuda Airlines was our carrier to Bali. A -737 airplane for this flight. We arrived at Ngurah Rai International Airport at about 9.05 pm.
Sept. 25th, 2004 would be our second leg of our journey and for the next six days enjoy paradise.


We did have one concern, involving our passport. Our “Visa’s” were stamped into each others passport, so in reality, KC had mine. How would immigration would react was a definite concern? We passed with flying colours – Our next step is to find our contact, he’s the one with the sign – Jock & KC. we find our man. Off we go to the mini-bus with our tour guide and driver. We are the only visitors on the mini-bus heading towards Denpasar. The night is dark, the roads somewhat rundown, can’t indentify anything with the speed of the mini-bus, when all of sudden, I began to wonder about where the hell are we? The driver does come to a most pleasant stop – our resort……….. Next

The memories of the recent bombings of two night clubs packed with Western tourists, mostly Australians, in the town of Kuta comes to mind the minute we arrive at our resort. Two police officers stop you at the gate, and with a huge mirror check the bottom of the mini-bus, before entering our complex. Once in the lobby, we are greeted by a “Bong” an awakening sound to erase the feelings of a few minutes ago. As we approach the front desk, warm face cloths are offered to refresh and wipe away the accumulations of oils, and then a wonderful island drink to acclimatize our body to Bali’s soothing and refreshing liquids.

Words we learn from our new friend “Pettiwawa”, who had four jobs, not two like the TV commercial.

Terima Kasih = THANKS
Apa Kabar = How are you
Siapa Nama Anda = what is your name
Selamat Pagi – Good Morning
Selamat Siang = Good Afternoon
Selamat Sore = the same
Selamat Malam = Good Evening.

Pettiwawa, took care of the swimming pool, so when we asked him how do we say good morning, he was very obliging, and he became our friend. Each day we would meet and practice our Balinese language, not to mention talking in general about his country and Canada of course. For examples, families stick together and live is close proximaty of each other. With no government help, if one loses a job, the family supports that person. His father-in-law does have a new automobile with A/C. On the next day, we visited the Flea Market, and guess who we meet? Pettiwawa, and this time he is helping his brother in law who own a kiosk at the market. He tells us that once they load up the car, they are off to a major hotel for an on-sight Artisan sale. One morning, KC wanted to swim, and I wanted to walk. So, off I go towards the boardwalk. The design is brick, and full of “esses” with sand on each side. There is a breeze with the Ocean front to my right. After approximately 30 minutes, I see this gorgeous resort, huge, with “Pegoda’s facing the Ocean.
Each one is occupied with guests either reading, sleeping or drinking. I could just imagine an evening at this resort. It did not take me long to find my way into this 5 ***** resort. Total luxary, an Oases, describing the Paradise we are looking for.

The suite on the first level delivers a balcony only royalty frequent, but with a few extra dollars, its yours, and my dear friends throw away your inhabitions because this Paradise is the real thing. From your bigger than larger balcony it delivers you down a few steps into the a pool of water. You can now either relax in your private area or swim towards the Ocean front, under an arc bridge to a larger pool. The water is blue/turquoise and identical to colours you see when you are over water landing into the Caribbean’s Bahama Airport.

As you exit the main lobby, two gorgeous dining room over looks the grounds. Next you descend a few steps towards a maginificant terrace, followed by a most enticing resort swimming pool these eyes have witnessed. Rectangular in shape, and I swear to God, if someone was swimming, it would not matter, because the tranquility would blow your mind.

The next eerie feeling came about when the few guests sitting sparringly about the pools, looked like pictures from a magazine. Not one of these guest were moving, or sunning, but reading, rather than gawking. I did not want to leave this lavish expression of Architecture.

I walked down three steps back to my world, and guess who was waiting for me,
Pettiwawa. He spotted me, because with his disguise of cap, and shades, I did not recognize him. Hay, Mr. Jock, what are you doing, are you planning next years vacation, no I replied, I was flabbergasted by this resort and had to visit.
What are you doing here, he said, I sell sports packages for the hotel!

His fourth job is finding tours for his Father-in-law…………………………..

Now to get back to our resort, nice, pleasant, entertaining, a bit smaller than the five star I just visited, but good enough to lose yourself within the beauty of Melia Benoa.

Our room, bigger than most with a bathroom split into conveniences, so that if I wanted to shave I could while KC showered. Each day a new plate of fruit would adorn our coffee table. We had a sitting area looking out towards the pool, and well maintained grounds. A bed so comfortable that you never wanted to leave. Our balcony located on the second floor was about six feet by twenty with two chairs and a table. Roses crossed our path with enough privacy that you could literally hang your bathing suit in the nude without hearing a whistler.
The room had all the emenities, such as a safe, closet, drawers and a well stock bar. British Television produced western news, and great movies were available later at night. Soccer was big time sports here and the weather talked about Asia and Austrailia forecast. The walkway leading to our room overlooked the first floor which had artistic waterways void of water, but full of rocks so that when the water would be piped in, the view would be spectacular. The whole place is immaculate. Our next venture was towards the Ocean and beach front, and that was a shocker because this beach was without a doubt the worse imitation of a beachfront. Low tide, no waves and plenty of Jelly fish.

Now we must retreat to our swimming pool, and I must say it was a well organized design offering solid chairs, cover and blue towels. A bathroom was at our disposal seconds from our chair, and the swim-up pool bar was gigantic with wrap-around seats in the water, and seats also surrounding the concrete walkways. Perfectly manicured landscaping, and the young man who did that job was brilliant and showed great pride.

As for the boutiques, dead – no customers, and if you did entered one, words from the sales person was annoying, like “no sale today”, please buy. The resort had only 83 guests during our stay, with groups showing up for day trips, so you would hear German one day, and the next Spanish or Chinese.

Breakfast was excellent everyday, and you had a choice of western or Chinese.
They greet you at the entrance and bring you to your table. Lower end is smoking while we chose the non-smoking area a few feet higher. Everything about this dining section was supurb. We even showed the cook, how to cook two egg’s over easy. Bacon was most enjoyable, and I loved the variety of tomato’s, presentation of fruit platters, juices, breads and little breakfast desserts.

Our mid-day snack was within an open deck terrace which split the pool and ocean front. Tables were made of teak and heavy. KC and I fought each day for the table at the extreme end of this terrace, which overlooked the Ocean front, and the many pedestrian who walk along the boardwalk. They did have three sets of tables and chairs on the manicured grass area a few feet away.
Many choices, chicken, pork, fish, potato’s, rice and of course the extra’s such as pizza’s, melt’s, fruit, desserts, and all the drinks were brought to you by a waiter. If for some reason you wanted a-la-carte, not a problem, the lobby restaurant would create your desire.

Evening dining, totally numbing – especially when they produced a show.
We reserved on this night, and our table was dead center. The food on this night was “Babercue”, and a food lovers paradise of choices because nothing but the best came out of the Bali cuisine. Seafood, meat, pasta all the trimmings at your fingertip!

What I enjoy most about this style of dining, is the athmosphere, the calm, a slight breeze, Ocean waters and yes the clinging of utensils in the background.
No need to rush, because on this night, we are being entertained, and let the booze flow, ha geez, dream on old timer.

Legong Band is comprised of 20 musicians, with only a bongo resembling a western instrument. The dancers interpretation can be “eerie”, they are tiny people with the ability to maneuver their hand-wrist-fingers ninety-degree’s.
The dance features facial expressions with their eyes showing fear, and when they look towards the sky or to their side, you get a feeling something scary will happen. The devil is coming?

While on the subject of entertainment, I must mention the evening Cabaret show. We were having dinner one evening when two Balinese entertainers approached our table. The lady was about five-feet two inches, and if she weighed one hundred pounds she was lucky. The young man on the other hand who measured five-feet five inches tipped the scale at one hundred and
twenty-five pounds. In both cases, the human body never looked so good.
They invited us to the evening Cabaret show which starts at 9.30 pm.

Upon completion of dinner, we walked towards the main lobby, only to meet more entertainers displaying smiles and costumes as we walked up the main staircase. Please come to our show – KC and I looked at each other, and nodded, we will be there!

The show takes place in the main auditorium over the spa. We had one hour to kill, so we headed towards the Lobby Bar for a drink. A father and his daughter were playing music at the entrance steps, which made our stay pleasant.
We notice people moving towards the hall so without delay we danced our way over.

What a wonderful surprise, the hall was already dressed Las Vagas style with purples, dark blues, and streaming coloured lights including white. The next surprise was the table and chairs, draped in white, they were set for couples, and we had our own waitress supplying us with drinks at the snap of a finger or is that a nod/wave.

The music got louder curtains opened, and out came four female and three male dancers what a sight for sore eyes, this my dear friends is entertainment. Now we’re talking Bali! – Now we see why they are perfectly trimmed!
It was without a doubt a non-stop powerful exhibition of hard driving manouvers that would make your rinse cycle slow compared to this show. During the performance, some jumped and split their leg’s six feet off the stage. They certainly must rehearse, I just can’t see how they could perform with such precision, without missing a connection – definite high octane show.

We went to the next show – would not miss it for the world.

September 26th, 2004 - Our first tour involved The Magic of Northern Bali.

First we take you inland to the most scenic area of Pupuan and Antosan, the morning light is ideal for taking pictures of the unique rice terraces. After passing through the florid fields where also coffee, cacao and lots of fruits grow, we are descending to the north coast. Lovina Beach, the quiet and nice black sand beach Area is our next stop. There will be an opportunity for lunch (optional). After a relaxing break we continue this total 230-km route winding up the mountain and offering magnificent views until About 1,200 meters above sea level where striking panorama is revealed. Passing by Lake Buyan and Tamblingan allow you the view onto an area habitat for many species of bords, trees and flowers unseen anywhere else on the island. We stop at Bedugul to visit Lake Bratan with the floating Temple of Ulun Danu, which is dedicated to the goddess of water, dwelling around the area. A bit further, we stop at the local flower – and Fruit Market, a good opportunity to get some tropical fruits fresh from the farmers. It’s a long day driving across Bali, but it’s worth to discover the heart of Bali’s nature.

September 27th, 2004 – The Beauty of Kintamani ( Full day)

Bali is famous for its traditional dances. One of them is the Barong & Kris Dance. Our first stop on this tour is to enjoy the skillful Balinese dancers before we continue to visit talented Balinese Artist: a woodcarver at the village Mas, in this traditional workshop. The journey proceeds to Kintamani to view on the beautiful
Lake Batur and the active Mount Batur Volcano. Opportunity for lunch with an excellent view. Next destination is Tampaksiring, “ The Fountain of Youth” and Holy Spring.

We did visit Bali at the right time, considering that the peak season is July-August. Christmas and New Years prices are higher with an increase in tourism.
The rainy season is October-April but only in burst’s. Heat and Humidity is greater during February and March.

Once outside the resort, you learn very quickly who controls the roads. Mopeds, Scooters, and Motorcycles. No signage, few policeman, and total chaos. What did impress me, was the courtesy, no road rage as we know it, a simple touch of your horn, and you can cut a person off. Two Bike accident while driving the roads of Bali, and in one case, the ambulance was nothing special – it looked more like an open mini-truck with a bunch men on their way to a job site? They also drive as Britains do. A nice touch on this vacation is the way we get transported from one place to another, always on time. It’s a great way to see the city and country side. We are always brought to a central point to join others on tour.
There are small cars, and trucks but not as many – what you see are “Tour” vehicles of every size and they can manouver as well as the bikes. Street are small, if there is a medium, think of a sandwich. Openings are staggered, and you must be wide awake, otherwise, a bike will dart in and out like Groundhog in heat. If a big truck comes along, the bus must move aside. As for sidewalks, again small. Unlike Singapore, the streets, sidewalks, and especially the gully’s are dirty. Littering needs to be addressed.
Pedestrians must be alert at all times. Then you have stray dog’s, some in pairs roam the streets. For me its confusing, but no doubt Balinese people are very comfortable with their situation.
$ 1.00 CDN. Canadian Dollar = 7,303.78 IDR, Indonesian Rupiah
They pick up your laundry in the morning, and when you return at
5.00 pm it’s in your closet. Excellent! If you wish more bottled water,
just ask, and its in your bar-fridge. You want a snack at 11.00 pm, why
not.
The resort has an Italian restaurant – a-la-carte, but nothing special.

Our Stop at Lovina proved once again that Bali food is consistant, we enjoyed a nice buffet dinner with the local beer. From our advantage, we overlooked the Bali Sea, and the black sandy Beach. Some fifty feet away there was a wall, then the ocean. Some of the guests at this hotel were sunning, and then all of a sudden, we started to see a display of artisan products being tossed across the concrete barrier including Serongs. The artisans are not allowed to approach us, so they use this technique of displaying their goods, and if they can catch our attention, flash signs at us – like two fingers for two dollars. After our lunch we did saunter over, but only to check the dark sand, and look at the sea without showing interest in their products. Cost for lunch $ 106,000 Rupiah’s….

The Rice Terraces is something special, we see them throughout this hike. They are built at different elevations in order to take full value of water distributions – The shack in the middle of the fields are rest area, where wives brings lunch to husband each day. We were introduced to fruit trees and other produce they consume. It’s a family affair.

At one point we were held up at least one hour – Balinese people are very religious. Over 90 % of the population is Hindu with the minority made up of Muslins, Buddhist, and Christians. The main reason for 20,000 temples and shrines.

Each town celebrates with offerings and a parade – well we got caught up in one, and thank God, because our one-hour delay was worth the wait. KC and I got out of our mini-bus, and began snapping pictures. They loved avery minute of attention, and smiles could not be broader, and the kids began to play and hug each other as you will see in the photo’s. The police officer’s also got into the act, almost coaxing me to take more pictures. I asked how many people were walking, he replied the whole town 5,000 – great stuff. There was one boy who followed our mini-van, possibly 12 years old, and he kept smilling into our mini-bus, I can only assume that he was happy with us, since we showed interest in his culture. He walked along side for the whole parade. As we looked at these beautiful people, a sea of yellow and white representing “Good and Evil” was predominant. Compared to Western churchgoing, celebrations in Bali are very casual; Women gossip, children play, and dogs wander temple grounds freely, snacking on offerings. A priest chants, people pray and then get up, and others take their places.

Our temple visit is without a doubt our best experience of Balinese people.
We were among few western people. We did get some looks from the young adult generation, but no more than our curiosity. Our tour guide lead us away from the temple, through a well organized flea market, and then to our mini-bus – it was night and day, we were pounced on, by the real pore people, who shoved banana’s at us, another a beautiful chess set, and would not let up, even after we got into our vehicle, they pushed, and hugged our mini-bus hoping we would get out and buy. We were informed not to take anything or we have to pay. The lady who followed me, must have been 70 years old, she was tiny, no teeth, with lines about her face, resembling a road map.

We did venture from our resort – first using the resorts limo service, and we took a taxi back. Cost – peanuts. The shopping mall, had a few shops open, but most were locked. High end clothes, but very few people to purchase. Terrorism I guess.

The flea market next to our resort was special, all the owners were related or at least it seemed that way. Kiosks that was empty one minute, saw a person jump from another kiosk in your face the next minute. We also found out that “Jimmy” the watchman was related to the watch lady at one of the kiosks.

We purchased a painting, which will be displayed in our playroom.

Our next venture placed us at the Spa – wake up your sense, find a map, and make sure it’s a door you go through. We followed the signs, walked down the stairs onto flat rocks surrounded by water, but for some reason I could not find the door, yet, if we continue walking, we will hit a wall or get our feet wet? What I thought was a mirror, was actually a small door.

Into the Melia Banoa’s caverns we go. The deal is for KC to get a manicure, and a message along with me at 3.00 pm. All of a sudden the place is buzzing, we are the only customers, and we are getting bids on our bodies. The manager, and two young ladies are available now for the message, would we like to start now rather me come back later – it’s a deal.

I’m starting to get the impression that we are in Fred Flinstones house with so much concrete around us. A wonderful aroma surrounds our nostrils as I peruse the different rooms. Fantastic idea, with great music to boot. They have a room for one, and for two. The rooms have inviting beds with a hole at the head, a pale of water to look at with rose scented petals.

My girl is 108 lbs, while KC’s girl touches 100 lbs. if she’s lucky.
Off we go, the oils is spread, and the war of messaging the kinks out begins at our feet. My girl is one tough cookie, because she is penetrating my foot dead center, and it hurts. Finally, moves to my calf, and I think she found a wash-board, because its seems like I have sand dunes, and it’s hurting more than my feet. But, I’m a guy right, and you can’t show pain right. I’m sure she’s using her knuckles or a blunt tool. The music is great, and all along I’m wondering where does she find that power for such a small person. I did think, that since my face is in this hole, there could be a guy up there? So I peeked, and sure enough it was her. Now I hear KC scream, that hurts. I felt so much better, knowing that there is a technique for hurting bigger people.

The rest of the body was pure pleasure, no hurting, just a smooth manipulation of skin, so nice that you are falling asleep, and then she say’s turn over sir. So business like. One hour later, and $ 78.00 US, and we are new people. Would you like to come back tomorrow, the manager suggest -20 % off. Too late sir, tomorrow were on a plane to Hhong Kong.

We have a perfect time for our departure from Bali for our final leg
“HONG KONG”, and it goes without saying that this is a dream city.
Our mini-bus to the airport is about to arrive at 12 noon. Our bag’s a bit heavier, and we expect a punctual mini-bus to show on time as they have throughout this vacation. Sure enough, we see our bus arriving and with Madi in the passenger seat. This would be our second time with Madi, who attended school to become a tour guide. He is 38 years old, married with two children. He spends his free time raising “Fighting Cocks”. He is a small man and extremely relaxed.

It takes approx. 40 minutes to reach the airport, and we find his company enjoyable and educational. Our flight is set for 3.55pm, with Cathay Pacific. All but 40 passengers filled the Air-bus A340-300 which has a capacity of 350 plus crew. The five hour flight is smooth into Hong Kong International Airport – no problem at customs, and now we follow the mass towards the conveyors belt, and our luggage. It took a bit longer than normal to retrieve our luggage, but fun anyhow. Next step Look for the tour guide with sign, and there he is with Carlson-Pichette. As we approach him, he is all smiles, and begins to blab away one hundred miles per hour – Put this badge on, sit over there, and a guide will pick you up in 45 minutes and deliver you to your hotel. Here is your Octopus card, and we would appreciate it if you would return the card before leaving for Canada. Value of the card is $ 100.00, and we ultimately added another
$ 50.00. This was our way of getting around on public transportation. By this time we are tired, but extremely happy to be in the “Live it! Love it” City.

Finally we literally walked the concourse of Hong Kong International Airport towards a depot, the meeting place for hotel drop-offs. We are excited, now because we are about to see Hong Kong for the first time, the adranalin pumps you up even though your tired. The bus is traveling much faster than in Bali, it’s night time with city lights displaying for example the harbour, as we approach Tsing Ma Bridge, a span bridge.

What we did not expect was the hotel reception, we could see neon’s flashing Marco Polo Hotel, and sure enough it stops at Marco Polo Gateway Hotel. A huge complex with bright light facing the water, - Honk Kong only eight minutes away by boat. The bell boy is waiting, and before you know it, he has our luggage in tow, the doorman opens the door, and off we go towards the lobby. We could feel the pulse of Hong Kong, and we just arrived.

We are greeted by Gabriel, he is a transplanted Torontonian Chinese young man, and he is happy to see us. We are even up-gradded for $ 20.00 CDN, and we have a perfect view of the harbour, and the city of Hong Kong to boot. Our luggage was delivered to room 1306. Up the elevator we go, mirrors, chrome handles, dark oak wood, and far more superior that we anticipated. Our room, just outstanding, as we open the drapes and see the Harbour, the buzz is just too much for us, so without wasting a minutes, off we go to the streets, it’s Christmas in October. Glittering lights everywhere, people flowing, cars, bus, and we are in awe! We can now add Hong Kong to our major cities visited. Our eyes are tired from trying to absorb everything, we see a small but organized 7/11 store. Its jammed with customer even though its 11.30 p.m. We decide to pick up a few things before going back to the room. For $ 7.00 CDN. We got two drinks, a bag of chips, two litters of water and a dessert. Party time at 1306 Canton Road, Hong Kong.

We have a great picture of our room, but what was most interesting was the “Pillows”, the one at the headrest was twice the size of the smaller one, and the smaller one was twice the size of our standard pillow back home, talk about cushion support. Our blanket was more like a “Duvet” blanket in one. It goes without saying that our room complemented everything about our stay. A great city, a nice hotel, and a wonderful room to rest and recover to plan another day in Asia.

October 2nd, 2004 – We have a tour booked – In the morning we take a ride up top Victoria Peak, and then visit Repulse Bay before stopping at the famous fishing village of Aberdeen for a chance to ride in a “Sampan”. Next to Stanley Market and the prestigious jewelry factory before heading back to our hotel. In the evening, we have a Sunset Cruise with unlimited drinks from the open bar on board the authentic Junk as she sails within the Victoria Harbour along Causeway
Bay, North Point, Lei Yue Mun Village. Watch the worlds greatest view turn into the world’s greatest light show! Having done this tour on the weekend saved us many hours from being tied up a weekday traffic jam.

As we return towards the pier, we can see all the major bldg’s turning into different colours of the rainbow, when all of a sudden, fireworks begin from the very top of each bldg and lasting thirty minutes. The ooh’s and aah’s from an appreciative crowd was a great way to end our cruise on Victoria Harbour.
The show could also be seen from our window at the hotel.

Getting on the “Junket” is not an easy task, because the waves from the water traffic creates a “Bob & Weave” reaction. So its imperative that the worker and passenger are on the same wave length not to mention being fleet afoot.
Although the Junket seats 260 passsengers, on this night only 100 were on board. Once beyond this stage, it open bar, and meet new people. At this point you should say to yourself, I wonder how some who enjoy the drink got off?

Finding a good seat on the railing is best, you face the shore where all the action is. Then you bet if that water taxi will hit the other coming across. The evening is cloudy with a slight breeze, so it’s a bit cool in the wind even though its twenty-two degrees.
Seven million people in Hong Kong, six million of them have cell-phones.
I was amazed to see that Bamboo is used in construction of bldg’s.
Trains very efficient.
Bus are a/c, and have television at the front.
Cars are very expensive, and so is parking them so if you do see cars in the city, it’s a high end model. Second hand models are cheaper. Taxi’s are Camry’s.
Our hotel was part of a major mall, and the shops are high end. Electronic products for instance are located on the same floor. Western style restaurant do exist, and are tucked away near the ends. Each floor has computer’s available for those searching for stores, business etc.
ATM machines not a problem.
Haggling does not exist at these shops, they will give a break, but were talking peanuts. Some shops will haggle at the flea Market, but were talking t-shirts.

Po Lin Monastery – Is located on Lantau Island, and we found out that it’s almost twice the size of Hong Kong Island. It would be the longest excursion on our own, using the MTR system. Armed with our “Octopus Card”, and the snap of our wrist we used a bus/train. Each time the Octopus card was scanned , we knew the cost of our trip and balance.
The metro stations are nice and clean. As you stand on the platform, there is a glass protector so that you can’t fall into the path of the on-coming train. So when the train arrives, and only then will both doors open. The seats are smaller. Chinese and English language is used to inform passengers. Arrows are placed at the entrance indicated position to get on or off.

Using the bus is well organized to a “T”, exact numbers are allowed to enter the bus for this trip. During the day when we are alone that is very much like back home. Except, that a bus has A/C, and a television. We noticed many passengers sleeping, so I presume it’s a custom.

After a good hour of traveling up the mountain, we managed to get a glimpse of the 202 ton Buddha. It’s huge of course at 26 metres high (85’). The big question on KC\’s mind was the 268 steps, there is an elelvator, right? Well we did manage to climb to the top, but unlike many Chinese we just rested at every second level, and watch the natives bow in his presence at each step.

To increase our excitement of traveling on our own, we decided to visit Stanley Market. The trip back was quicker of course as you descend down the mountain, but you still seek new scenes and even look for the Buddha, just in case he want’s to wave at us. We save ten minutes from the climb, and we are already on our metro car heading towards Stanley Market. Its during this ride that we noticed the “Commercial Harbour”, if you were to sleep for 20 minutes, when you wake, you still see the cranes, and containers.

This will be our second visit to Stanley Market – Located on the southern Coast area, they tell us it’s the most famous one in Hong Kong. Inexpensive clothing, sportswear, sweaters, and casual clothing, and silk blouses. Postcards of course, and novelties. The atmosphere gets you, and you are part of Hong Kong, although we see many westerners, the Chinese certainly come in droves.
Not every shop will haggle. What I found interesting at the close, was the amount of taxi’s that lined the market area, picking up fares. No horn blowing, just good mannared drivers trying to make a living.

We challenged our will for comfort by taking the #6 bus to the terminal, and one stop on the metro to our hotel. Talk about two tired people.

We can feel it’s our last night in Hong Kong – We are with the hundreds of Chinese people slowly wending our way towards whatever. We stop to see the sidewalk cookery, and wonder if it’s clean/healthy? We stop to listen to the shop keepers. The street is jammed with vehicles – but no horns. The red light at the corner brings everybody to halt with mostly taxis turning the corner and lining up with the remaining traffic. The neons signs are starting to invade the skyline above our heads even though its seven pm. We arrive at our hotel, and we say hi to Gabriele our new friend from Toronto who seems happy with our company. Next it’s off to the consierge, and ask the maitre’d, does he know a good Italian restaurant, sure thing he chirps out. Into his computer, and out pop’s “La Taverna” located on Ashley Road, minutes from here, and draws out the direction on the map – No matter how many times we asked for direction – a map would be drawn, and if need be, take us to the doorway and point towards direction!

La Taverna – After a brief rest, shower and all dickied up to paint the town, off we go with map in hand and no reservation. We want to be seated for 8.00 pm, so from our hotel it’s only a matter of a few streets, turning left on all occasions, and boom, La Taverna. But, we still have to absorb the charm of night life. From the time we leave our hotel to at least Ashley road, we are with the flow of humans – most are heading towards Victoria Harbour of course, while others seek out the bus terminal or the many metro stations along Nathan Street.

With some help we manage to find Ashley Road, now to find La Taverna Restaurant. To our left the streets continues on, but once we turned right a huge neon sign some 300 feet away display’s La Taverna Restaurant. Here in Canada such a sign would be above our business address. Hong Kong, signs are like tenticals reaching across the street. We can only presume that its because of the many businesses along that street. We once saw a sign for KFC, and McDonald plastered on the side of a bldg, but both restaurants indicated with an arrow that they were down the street.

With La Taverna in sight, we headed towards the cul-de-sac. The bldg in this area looked very much like the rag trade of Montreal. The closer we got to the end, the more crowded it became, even 40-50 motorcycles were parked in front of the restaurant. We walked around the bikes, and spotted the menu neatly placed on a barrel in front of the door. We were looking at the menu when the front door opened, a Caucasian man in his late fifties, (Giancarlo) quipped I hope your coming into my restaurant. Well, that was the plan and he clinched the deal because he did have an Italian accent, and the front door was inviting.

I say this for one reason, traveling offers experiences you would not get back home. History,time of construction, unusual entrances and most important athmosphere. In Carcassone for instance, we actually checked a restaurant twice before deciding to enter. The rest is history, what a wonderful dining experience.
First, let me tell you that the front door was tiny, dinner for one if you get my drift. Once inside we descend a few steps and seated three feet from the bar.

From our table, we can see red curtains on the front door, walls of white stucco, with arches separating us from the larger section. From the ceilings are hundreds upon hundreds of Chianti bottles. Nooks & cranny all along the walls are filled with souvenirs. The walls are adorned with with Oil paintings, plates, and souvenirs – I must not forget the horsesshoe for good luck! On this night we are the seventh couple to patronize the place. Three Britain’s were tucked into the corner, and having a ball – too much wine? Behind KC, it seemed like an interview was in progress between an Australian and an American. To my right three young Chinese ladies were enjoying some wine. I would only be guessing at the origin of the customer around the corner, but suffice it to say that we did
choose a nice restaurant. The theme was red & white, from our table linens to the waiters uniform.

Giancarlo came over to us and we ordered wine, and sparkling water for starters.
When he came back with the wine, he asked what country are we from?, Canada, we proudly echoed. That’s where I’m from, what you own the place? no, I just have some interest in this restaurant. He explained that he immigrated to Canada many years ago, and developed two restaurants in Huntsville, Ontario. Sold both restaurants, and now spends his day’s golfing, works during the evenings and travel on weekends. He will be back in Canada in 2006. So he does have a plan.

I want you to meet Albert, he became our waiter after a bit, because the place is buzzing now. From a distance I thought he was Italian, but once he got close I realized he was a partially deaf Chinese with a Frank Sinatra haircut. Standing at about five-feet six inches, he had a swagger of sorts, possibly due to his deafness, which made him lean to his left in order to understand.

Entrée, ministroni soupe and proscuioto Melon.
For dinner, Jock had Baked Lasagna with meat sauce and cheese.
KC chose the three pastas with three separate sauces - tomato & Garlic on one, Fetticiny Alfredo on the second, and Penne pesto.
Desert, we both had Capuccino & praline with infused tofffi.
We enjoyed a coffee, then Grand Marnier.

Albert was special, the type of waiter who makes you feel good and comfortable. We called Albert over and asked for a grand marnier, he came back all smiles with the bottle and his jigger. He must have enjoyed our company, because he did not rush the pouring. Meanwhile KC was having her own fun. KC was laughing at the cook filling his cup with on-tap beer and sipping it. The next time he came out, KC nodded, he’s there. As I looked he was lifting his cup to his lips, and sipping. Good fun. Where flying now, the Chinese girls are louder, two locals are downing a bottle of wine each, and Giancarlo’s golf buddy are cracking up. We catch Albert’s eye, another grand marnier, please. Within seconds he is back, and pouring our drinks, but this time, he double checks for the boss, and dumps more grand marnier into our glass – a classic impression of a classy waiter. We still have two stops before heading back to our hotel. Giancarlo came over to say good-by, and Albert nodded – a perfect evening in Hong Kong.

Off we go, skirting the motorcycles, and retracing our steps. We are two happy people, and about to grace the Peninsula Hotel, Hong Kong’s most famous hotel. The front entrance has asemi-circle driveway, and a water fountain with lights glittering through droplets of water. The door man opens the door, and wishes us a “have a good evening”.
Music is softly messaging ears as we walk up a flight of stairs towards the wonderful sound of a five piece classical band. We browse the boutiques, and the prices equal the cost of coming back to the Orient or down under.
Back outside and we lose our way back to our hotel, not once but twice. Finally we do it right, and run into a “Rolex” watch salesman an Indian from Calcutta. Do you want a “Fake Rolex”, best price in town he claims. Can I see them? Follow me he says. After a few minutes, I asked where are these watches, just around the corner. Once there he says, it upstairs. No way Josee, forget the watches. We walk away and he follows. He begans yelling we are not Americans here, we don’t invade countries and shoot people! Why are you scared? I stop in my tracks, enough. He backed off.

Good night Hong Kong.

What a night – Early to rise, early to breakfast, and back to pack. We sat next to two Chine businessmen, and both are talking English? Our transfer is waiting and off to the airport.

Enjoy

Jock - pichejovila@videotron.ca



10,871 miles (16,035 km) and seven planes later, we are writing our journal.

Monday, February 20, 2006

FOOTSTEPS

This travel story begins on May 24, 2003 some fifty-nine years since the end of WWII.
Traveling offers so many opportunities to experience life – this story will do just that for this writer. An older friend of mine was a Bren Gun Carrier driver who often talked about the battles overseas. He mentioned cities where he was glued to the ditches in order to avoid being shot, he talked about booby trapped bridges, and the Falise gap. He talked about snippers perched in belfry’s in many towns along the route. He talked about a tough battle in Caen and the famous Juno beach.

Footsteps will be trace those steps under more secure conditions.
Let’s begin - May 24, 2003 –

We did have one interesting episode at Mirabel that involved us looking at our Airbus being filled with fuel, food, luggage and watching the technical crew checking the undercarriage of the plane. Pre-assigned seats offers the luxury of relaxing and although we did hear the first call, that was the extent of it. Vehicles were now moving away from the plane when we looked around to find that we were alone, we headed towards gate 47, and low and behold, no line-up, and we are last to board. Within minutes we are taxiing down the tarmac, and up and away we go. The pilot is a comedian and typical of French pilots who are considered cowboys at take-off. Next comes the food, and before you know it your over Gander, Newfoundland at nine-fourty-five p.m. and over the Atlantic by ten p.m. We are cruising at 596 miles per hour and with Paris 3,441 miles/5,539 km away. Flight time is 6 hrs.20 minutes.

An excellent smooth flight gets us into Orly on time, the time difference is six hours ahead of Montreal. We fly through customs pick-up our luggage, and seek our Europecar, which is located at section “C” outside the bldg. The concourse is busy, with thousands of travelers in your way, coming at you, smacking you, and even some angry ones jostling for whatever reason.

Finally, Europecar is within sight, and we cross a few barriers and present our confirmation papers to a very busy clerk at the desk. Fifteen minutes later we look at our Magane, and it’s a Mercedes-Benz “A170CDI Elegance”, great up-grade!
The car was perfect, dark blue, small enough to travel Europe with great luggage space.

You breath a sigh of relief, Paris, Auto, what’s next? A hotel bed hopefully!
We are tired from jet lag, our first stop is planned for Chartres located 60 miles SW of Paris. A major visit of this town is the glorious Cathedral of Chartres. Most of all its stained glass, which gave the world a new colour, “Chartres Blue”.

There is also a bit of WWII history, Jean Moulin the great resistance hero and friend of de Gaulle under torture, refused to sign a document stating that French troops committed atrocities. The Gestapo killed him in 1943 (today he is buried in the Pantheon in Paris). They named a street after him, and built a statue in his honour in Chartres.



Our hotel was located in the heart of Chartres, enabling us to visit the Cathedral within walking distance. Terrible reception at the tourist bureau. Some bldg’s are from the 11th. Century, with tiny streets and canals leading you to beautiful grounds. We see a playful dog with his owner diving in and out of the canal, water wheels, and small shops catching your curiosity. Baguettes under people’s arm are a staple we would see throughout our journey. We enjoyed a mid day lunch at a cute bakery, 2nd. Floor seat near a window. Ham and Cheese aplenty, beer, and water adorn the tables.

Our Hotel de la Poste is actually located across from a post office. This modest hotel offers one the best values in Chartres. Even though it’s short on charm. The rooms are comfortable. The surprise here is the good food at reasonable prices and having one of the town’s best wine cellars. The curse of this hotel is bookings by group tours.

Evening dinner took place at Le Madrigal, down the street from our hotel. We were able to get a table even though we needed a reservation. Sat beside an older French couple who were all spiffed up enjoying a steak while we are still dressed with our traveling clothes. We copied their choice, but did not enjoy cuisson. As we sat eating our steaks people kept arriving but there was no table for them. One groups even had a reservation but we took it. We felt slightly guilty, but it was the maitre’d who sat us. Which goes to prove anyone can make a reservation but the trick is to “hold it”. We depart for our hotel, It’s 9.45 p.m. but still very bright outside as if it was 5.00 p.m back home. We had a rough night sleep, but managed to focus and set off towards Bayeux, France early Monday morning, May 26th, 2003. The weather was perfect for driving, and our Mercedes-Benz was perfect. Roads in France are easy to drive, except of course when you are in Paris which is total chaos with ten millions inhabitants. This was our second trip driving France, so it was quick to re-adapt ourselves to the road system. Speed limits can reach speeds of 90km/hr. as you approach rond-points, you are informed to reduce speed. I love the rond-points, which can deliver you towards your destination quickly and accurately. Highways are much quicker with speeds of 110-130km/hr. The best I could do was 140km/hr. Otherwise, the signage is less than North America, but I find the system to be efficient and easy to deal with.

A rond-point might have a minimum of three exits, but can reach six or seven exits.
In Paris for instance, you have the Champs-ellyses, which has 16 exits, and if you have nerves of mush, you better bring your lunch because these Frenchmen will not let you off so easy.

Bayeux, France is a gift to visitors of the Normandie region. Located only 166 miles from Paris you can take day trips to many of the WWII sites.

Ideally located you have Hotel d’Argouges at 21 rue St.Patrice that is owned by Pierrette Ropartz and her husband. Talk about a classy little abode with charm located in the heart of Bayeux. We booked in for two days, but once we saw the complete package we decided to remain an extra day. The Ropartz handsomely restored this 18th-century hotel. The rooms are unique and quite comfortable. Breakfast is the only meal served; however, five restaurants line the plaza outside.

Entering Hotel d’Argouges – you are greeted by two huge white doors and façade of white with flowers and plants all about the courtyard. Above the staircases are flags representing Canada, USA, Germany and France of course. Mrs. Ropartz greets us as we enter the front door. Dressed impeccably, she set the tone for why this hotel would be so regal, and pleasant. She sent us off with a maid to check our room and with each step our love for this place grew even stronger. We passed a garden with roses, table and chairs set for an afternoon or evening tea. Our three-story bldg. was lined with edges of flowers on one side while the other had parking facilities for 15 cars.
Our walk up three flights of carpeted stairs with wrought iron railing was more of gymnasium exercise for me, but worth every calorie lost. What an exquisite room, so old, yet so young, huge bed, and furniture of quality with drapes covering two windows overlooking the rooftops. The centerpiece was an 18” beam on the ceiling and support walls. The beam was dark and sturdy. Three casement windows provided a limited rooftop view of the city. Now for that drink in the garden.

Bayeux would be our busiest stop and the beginning of footsteps.

We will never forget our approach to the Canadian cemetery – were driving along a country road, enjoying the scenery when we saw the sign for the Canadian cemetery.
An automobile was just leaving, as we pulled up along a small gravel road, the feeling was awesome as if we belonged..

The Canadian war cemetery Beny-sur-mer is a great monument to Canadian Soldiers.
On this day two caretakers were preparing the grounds with so much care. Just before entering the grounds, we climbed the two towers overlooking the many white gravestones. The view pictured heroes of WWII, in rows of military precisions with each site adorned with flowers. The carpeted green grass, proud trees, edges and caretakers all had a purpose – to protect our Canadians.

An amazing coincidence - we were looking for 17th. Hussars headstones, and in one case we found three in a row, side by each. One of them was SGT. Ryan, and I took a picture of that stone. On many occasions this man’s name pop’s up at parties or the breakfast club. Next breakfast meeting should be interesting.

Our next stop – Arromanches-les-Bains; only 6 ½ miles NW of Bayeux.
This is a dream come true to witness the beach the 17th. Hussars invaded.
From June 6 to July 18, “the longest day” was very long indeed. The greatest armada ever known – soldiers and sailors, warships, landing craft, tugboats, jeeps, whatever – assembled along the southern coast of England in late spring 1944. At 9.15pm on June 5, the BBC announced to the French Resistance that the invasion was imminent, signaling the underground to start dynamiting the railways. Before midnight, Allied planes began bombing the Normandie coast fortifications. By 1.30pm on June 6, members of the 10lst. Airborn were parachuting to the ground on German-occupied French soil. At 6.30am the Americans began landing on the beaches, coded-named Utah, and Omaha. An hour later British and Canadian forces made beachheads at Juno, Gold, and Sword.

The Nazis had mocked Churchill’s promise in 1943 to liberate France “before the fall of the autumn leaves.” When the invasion did come, it was swift, sudden, and a surprise to the formidable “Atlantic Wall.” Today aging veterans from Canada, the United States, and Britain walk with their children and grandchildren across the beaches where “Czech hedgehogs,” “Belgian grills,” pillboxes, and “rommel asparagus” once stood.

RELIVING THE LONGEST DAY – D-Day beaches are located at the modest seaside resort of Arromanches-les-Bains. In June 1944 it was a fishing port, until the 50th British Division took it. Towed across the English Channel, a mammoth prefabricated port known as Winston was installed to supply the Allied forces. “Victory could not have been achieved without it,” said Eisenhower. The wreckage of that artificial habour – known as Mulberry – lies right off the beach, la plage debarquement.

JUNO – our dream, our playground, our memory – the story’s now fulfilled.
As we reach the top of the “Sandunes” we stopped near a bunker? We presume.
Facing us with this massive beach, we knew it was Juno where Bert and his friends invaded. To our right finishing touches were being done on the Canadian Memorial for next weeks celebration. We asked to visit but they said no.

A touching moment came about while on Juno Beach – KC was about fifty feet away from me, as I looked her way, she was filtering small rocks. I walked towards her and I could see that she was not picking any rock off the beach, but choosing them deliberately. What’s up KC? I’m going to bring these rocks back home for the family!
Rocks from the place my Dad fought at. I understand that rocks come in all shapes, but these were KC’s choices. A piece of Juno beach for her mom and each sibling.
Further along the coast you reach, Omaha Beach and further still you’ll see the jagged lime cliffs of the Pointe du Hoc.

We visited the museum at Arromanches-les-Bains, and enjoyed films of WWII.
From the parking lot we were able to jump on a mini train, which delivered us down towards the water, the * Mulberry wreckage, and playtime along the beach including dipping our feet in the warm Ocean water. We also walked miles on this day, and yes even daydreamed about our proud Canadian Soldiers.

Mulberry – Artificial harour – As soon as Winston Churchill became Prime Minister on 10 may 1940 he began to push for the design and construction of landing craft and artificial harbours without which the return to France four years later could not have been achieved”. These two artificial ports, each with a capacity comparable to that of Dover. They would be built in sections, towed across the Channel as quickly as possible after D-Day and sunk in pre-selected sites.

From the history books - It all began in 1943 with the planning of “Overload” the code name given to the Normandy invasion plans. To sustain the battle for Normandy, harbours had to be built, these artificial harbours were code-named Mulberries and were to be protected by breakwaters known as Gooseberries. These comprised of roadways named Whale units, and caissons of steel and concrete called Phoenix units.

A total of 146 Phoenix units were needed, ranging from 10 of the smallest size units weighing 1,672 tons through six sizes to the largest weighing 6,044 tons.
600,000 tons of concrete, 31,000 tons of steel and 1,500,000 yards of steel shuttering were used in the construction.

The Cover Plan – The object was to provide a story, which would be circulated amongst all concerned in the manufacturer, in order to explain the reasons for which these structures were being made and to prevent undesirable speculation. The Poenix units were constructed of hollow concrete, 60’ wide x 230’ long x 60’ high and there were 25 contracting firms working on the project. To prevent speculation the suggested story was that the units are “boom defence units” and are being constructed for the defence of habours and roadsteads to protect shipping from attacks by aerial torpedoes and other types of German warfare. To add strength to the cover story, trials of the Phoenix units were to be carried out in the relevant areas. However the cover plan was never used, because at the time speculation about the Phoenix units indicated that junior civil servants in the Ministry of supply thought they were a “Floating seadrome” or a “Pontoon” to the bridge the channel, these rumours were allowed to continue as the cover story.Camouflaging – The camouflaging of the Phoenix units and the prevention of information to the enemy was the cause for concern. Many disguises were suggested but each was rejected on the grounds of being implausible or not worth the expenditure of labour and materials, ultimately nothing was done.

Trials – Each unit had not only to float, but also sink, and sink fast in varying depths of water according to their size. After a great deal of trial and error the sinking time of the largest units was reduced from 1-½ hours to 22 minutes. Each unit was a kind of ship, provided with quarters for crew and mountings for two bofors guns with 20 tons of ammunitions. They were not able to sail under their own steam, therefore had to be towed but on completion it was found that the towing fixture gear was inadequate. Teams of riggers in Chatham Naval Dockyards worked day and night in the few weeks before the Normandy landings to make them secure for the tugs.

The Assembly Area – The assembly of the units prior to their final journey across the Channel was cause of anxiety as the Naval Authorities wanted to shorten the tow as much as possible. The area near the Isle of Wight was the main site for assembly and would become very congested in advance of D-Day and therefore conspicuous. To avoid this happening it was decided to assemble a considerable number well advance of
D-Day in Dungeness Bay and at the same time indicates a threat to the Pas-de-Calais. The slightly longer towing time to the invasion beaches and the less sheltered water of Dungeness were considered acceptable risks.

Nothing more apart from normal security was considered necessary to protect the secret or deception. The Subject was left well alone in the hope no questions were asked, in fact none were. There were two Mulberry Harbours constructed, the British at Arromanches and the Americans at St.Laurent.




There were many problems prior to D-Day, for example the pre-loading of 185,000 men and 20,000 vehicles for the initial assault, and after maintaining a steady flow of men, equipment and stores.
· These were carried in 4,200 landing ships
· Supported by 1,200 Merchant ships
· And 1,200 Warships including seven Battleships
· And 23 Cruisers.
Following these were the strange floating objects of the Mulberries towed by a fleet of 100 tugs at 4 mph. On the beach were specially trained crews to begin the task of erection. Before the arrival frogmen and engineers had to clear the shallow of all obstacles and dismantle heavily mined construction of angle irons and steel. Its worth noting that the Arromanches Mulberry was a port as big as Dover, some two miles wide and nearly one mile from the outer breakwater to the shore. 2,000,000 tons of assorted concrete and steel went in to building the two ports at Arromanches and St.Laurent.

On June 19, 1944, 13 days after the first landings, a great storm blew up which raged for three days. The US Mulberry at St.Laurent was destroyed and the Arromanches port received heavy damage. By that time the Mulberries had played a major role in the invasion. It is said. The success of the Mulberries harbour was probably the most single factor to the establishment of a beachhead in those early days of the Normandy Invasion “Overload”. Around 9,000 tons of material was landed daily.

KC and I stood besides one of the Mulberry caissons as they lay about the beach, crusted with algae. Phoenix was the code name for this great idea “Mulberry port”. To build two Mulberry ports, 146 of these were required from ten of the smallest at 1,677 tons each through six sizes to the largest, 60 of which were needed at 6,044 tons each.
Here is how they created this great man-made port – Commencing on D+4, this was the day many of the Duke of York’s Royal Canadian Hussars soldiers landed on “Juno Beach”.

Returning to Bayeux would take us to a church along the roadside, we wondered about our soldiers, did they meet resistance at this church? We saw the caretaker, and asked if we could go in? It did not look that safe, but he informed us that if we were to go down the street to #4 the mayor’s house - the mayor would be happy to open the doors for us. Karen and I put ourselves in the shoes of our soldiers as we drove back home. Houses, tiny streets, and corners where our soldiers must have stopped to secure the area. I must admit that I did look for bullets holes, and other remains from the war’s artillery fire. One thing Karen noted was the front of the flat front on the houses even though the streets were curved, nothing jutted out.

It is noteworthy to write about Ste-Mere-Eglise – it was at this church on the first morning of the assault that an American GI landed, his parachute caught on the spires. In the souvenir shops we often see the postcard depicting this scene. A bronze statue depicts him (he was captured, but not killed). Another site of history was Pegasus Bridge, which straddled the Orne River, and marks the spot where the first French home was liberated.

Arriving back late to our beautiful abode, we showered and got ready for our evening at the Pommier, a cute restaurant at 38-40, rue, des Cusiniers. We were seated in the main dining room, two tables away from the window at about seven-thirty. We knew that this would be a great evening of dining. It’s seemed that when you have a great day, you also have a great evening of dining and laughs.

We were the third group to arrive, and before too long, a group from England sat behind KC, two from New Zealand were next to us at the window, at the back wall a group from Germany were having good fun, while a family from the United States completed the evening setting with a sprinkling of French to my right.Tapissserie hung from the wall, and columns of stone indicating a building of many centuries. The white table cloth, and white & red napkins with stainless steel utensils set the whole evening off right not to mention pride of ownership. Karen ordered the pork medallions, while I had the mixed grill. Crozes Hermitage 2001 wine was our choice for the evening. Pont Levesque, Livarot, and Camembert cheese completed Karen’s meal.

I notice that during our meal, the couple to my left and in particular the gentleman kept looking my way, so eventually I said are you from here? He said no we are from New Zealand, and said you do look familiar. We completed our dinner, and we struck up the conversation once again. They were in their early thirties traveling the world for three months. He was in advertising, and she was an interior decorator who took time off to accompany her boyfriend. The journey would cover 28,000 miles with a good portion of this trip paid by his employer, so he must have closed a big deal.

We introduced ourselves, and they were Scott & Meg. It was at this point that he persisted on knowing me. To make a long story short, do you watch X-files, he said yes, and you are the cigarette smoking man right? No I said, yes you are, he continued. Wait just a bit my hotel is only up the street and I want to get my camera. I must take a photo to show my friends back home and off he scoots to fetch his camera, and before you could count sixteen steamboats, he was at our table shoving the camera into Meg’s hand, and telling her to snap a photo. At this point the restaurant is humming and clients starring our way. The English couple sneaked a look from the table with a tiny smile, confirming I was indeed the cigarette smoking man. It was a most enjoyable evening at the Pommier.

We enjoyed ourselves so much that we decided to have a nightcap. Just next door to our hotel was La Taverne des Ducs, a bar brasserie style restaurant. We ordered a glass of Calvados hor’s d’age, I believe it was fifteen years old the waiter said. This drink was very much part of our trip, we had promised ourselves that just like they do at the Armory, we would consume a glass of the famous Calvados.If we could put 10 days together as we enjoyed this one, this holiday would be a best seller!

With our second day just about to begin, we walked towards the garden, which is about five feet higher than the walkway. We lift the latch from the tiniest door, and walk up a few steps to the garden. The scene is marvelous, and breakfast awaits. More steps leads us to the breakfast nook, but in reality a most interesting nook, only because everything about it, is royalty, from table cloths to utensils and dishes. Our waitresses are dressed in black & white, extremely polite as well as perfect in their mannerism.
Even the owner Pierrette dresses beyond chic, and on this day, wears a flamingo/pink outfit with a scarf to match, with beige shoes. She makes it a point to check on you each day, as she routinely walks her way around the dining area. Unlike most hotels in France, where you must choose your breakfast and bring it to your table – not here! You sit, and everything is brought to you. You just don’t want to leave this place.

Here is example of a breakfast at Hotel d’Argouges – Orange Juice, Croissants, baguette, special breads, an assortment of jams & jellies. A cup of puree apples, and tea or coffee, you choose. Décor is splendid including some decent art on the walls, and fresh flowers each morning on the coffee table. During the evening, this room can be used for television viewing or reading room. A beautiful fireplace is dead center of the dining area with a sparkling chandelier to match. If you wish an American style breakfast you must pay a surcharge.

During our breakfast - KC & I are planning today’s visit to “Mont-Saint-Michel Abbey.
Located 201 miles W of Paris, our jewel of a side trip took less than two hours traveling the country roads. The word “awestruck” is the best way to describe our first viewing. Here we are driving down this road without Alice in Wonderland or the tin-man or the lion when all of sudden, KC screeches out, look at that Jocko, over there.
All I could see is a field, and at the end a huge Abbey “Mont-Saint-Michel Abbey”.
With no water in sight, we continued for some time until we reached the road leading to the Abbey. What a site, and I’m sure Mega Bloks would love to get their hands on this image. This is one of the most exciting sites these eyes have seen in my life, it’s that imposing. We parked our car, and began walking towards Mont-Saint-Michel. We were in row 5, and to reach the Abbey we had a bit of walk past many buses, and tons of sheep all grazing in the seabed in front of the Abbey. It goes without saying that the tide was out. They do say that the tide comes in like galloping horses, somewhat similar to the Bay of Fundy.

KC and I were able to walk up every step. There is a steep climb to the summit – pardon my pun, but that’s quite a feat for KC Le Grande Rue, is lined with 15th – and 16th-century houses, as we meander towards the abbey. As we move about, we visit the boutiques, and check out the restaurants. Making it to the top enables us to begin our exploration of the Marvel of the West. In the 8th. century an oratory was founded on the spot by St.Aubert, the bishop of Avranches. It was replaced by a Benedictine monastery, founded in 966 by Richard I. That met with destruction by fire in 1203. Large parts of the Abbey were financed by Philip Augustus in the 13th century.Ramparts encircle the church and a three-tiered ensemble of 13th-century buildings called Le Merveille that rise dramatically to the pointed spire of the abbey church. This terraced complex is one of Europe’s most important Gothic monuments, a citadel from which the concept of an independent France was nurtured during the darkest years of the English occupation of Aquitaine.





On the second terrace of La Merveille, midway up the rock, is one of Mont-Saint-Michel’s largest and most beautiful rooms, a 13th-century banquet hall known as the Salle des Chevaliers.Crowning the mountain’s summit is the Eglise Abbatiale (not to be confused with the less important Eglise St.Pierre lower down on the mountain). Begun in the 11th century, the abbey church consists of a Romanesque nave and transept, plus a choir in the Flanboyant Gothic style. The rectangular refectory is from 1212, the cloisters with their columns of pink granite from 1225.

SIGN OF TIDE – Mont-Saint-Michel historically has been noted for its tide, the highest on the continent, measuring at certain times of the year a 50-foot difference between high and low tide. Unsuspecting visitors wandering across the sands (notorious for quick-sands) have been trapped as the sea rushes towards the mont at a speed comparable to that of a galloping horse. However, the way around the abbey has silted, not only because of the causeway (le digue) but also because of various barriers and dikes erected. Today tides engulf the island less and less frequently. France will spend $110 million over the next few years replacing the mile-long causeway with a bridge so water can lap freely around the mont. Parking lots will be moved further away from the abbey, and ecology experts will work to encourage bird and marine life in the air & water. Construction and other engineering works began in 1998.

As we completed our visit, we purchased a typical French sandwich along with a drink. Found a set of stairs along the street, and enjoyed the freedom of life as we looked at visitors going by, doing much the same as ourselves. That’s life!

While in Bayeux, we also visited the Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Bayeux, and the Musee.
On the evening of May 27th, 2003 – we took in the restaurant “Le Florintine, Italian of course, nothing special other than changing pace. We unfortunately had to endure clients smoking next to us, otherwise, the evening was uneventful.

We could not stay at d’Argouges without using the grounds. The setting is perfect for a dinner in the garden al fresco. We purchased fruit, a baguette of course, some cheese, a large bottle of water, and a fine bottle of wine. With map’s in hand we took over the garden area near our bldg. The British couple that used the ferry to holiday in France noticed our soiree, and came over to wish us “bon appetite”.

CAEN – The town is etched on my brain from the story Bert, and his buddies talked about. Located 148 miles NW of Paris, and on the banks of the Orne, the port of Caen suffered great damage in the allied invasion of Normandy in 1944. Nearly three-quarters of its buildings, 10,000 in all, were destroyed, though the twin abbeys founded by William the Conqueror and his wife, Mathilda, were spared. The city today is essentially modern and has many broad avenues and new apartment buildings. Completely different from Deauville and Trouville, this capital of Lower Normandy is bustling, traffic congested, and commercial. The resident student population of 30,000 and the hordes of International travelers have made this city more cosmopolitan than ever, and its major rail and ferry junction.



We toured the WWII memorial with all the various countries depicting their involvement.
We viewed a tremendous movie, which was truly emotional. It was shown on a split screen showing one view from the allies and one from the enemy. There were no words and non were necessary in order to portray these historical events. They used actual footage to document the battles and this proved to be a truly moving documentary.

ROUEN, France – The Capital of Normandy, Rouen is the north’s second most important center. It’s also a hub of commerce, the fifth-largest port in France. Located 84 miles NW of Paris, Rouen is a bustling, vibrant place, bursting with activity generated by an explosion of industrial businesses connected to the port and a lively scene generated by students at nearby universities and art schools.

500,000 people reside in Rouen – Victor Hugo called Rouen ‘the city of hundred spires.
Half of it was destroyed during WWII, mostly by Allied bombers, and many Rouennais were killed. William the Conqueror died here in 1087, and Joan of Arc was burned at the stake on place du Vieux-Marche in 1431. The seine, as in Paris, splits Rouen into a Rive Gauche (left Bank) And Rive Droite (right Bank). The old city is on the right bank.

Our view from our hotel (7th. floor) overlooked a huge “water fountain” which we enjoyed tremendously. Circular in designed about 75 feet in diameter. With a chute sending water some fifty feet dead center into the air, while smaller chutes inches apart sprayed water in a circular motion. The noise created a feeling of comfort. After dinner, we spent some time around the fountain just resting. The park/square was oval in shape with the condos on the perimeter. Two lovers where at a statue embracing the moment, while a master and his dog played to our left. If you were to cup your palms of your hands, the fountain would be in the palm area, while the fingers would be the opening to the main street. From the main street came this elderly women, she definitely had a purpose as she approached the fountain, she starred, and slowly worked her way towards Karen and I. As she sat only 40 feet from us and starred, Karen & I wondered about her? Our conclusion is that people need something to hold onto to! Possibly her loss of her husband and this tranquility gave her that peace we all seek at times of loneliness.

We lunched at a “Bistro du Bouch”. We were part of the Square with action all around us. Church on this side with a fountain facing us, church at the back, sidewalk café’s by the dozen, plenty of art shops, and even antique dealers having to negotiate, 15 feet from our table. Cobblestone streets add to the charm of the square, statues, and locals with baguettes under their arms, and tinker’s.

We did walk the Seine area after our evening meal. Speeding cars are inches from you, the Seine is full of barges, and trees line the sidewalks..

There is so much to see in Rouen – example, side trips along the Routes des Abbayes. Hornfleur, is a charming village. The township has long been favoured by artists, including Daubigny, Corot, and Monet. A short drive away you have Deauville, a spot for the rich and famous. Then you have Trouville which feels like a fisher’s port, something like the charming and evocative Hornfleur but with fewer boutiques and art galleries.

We arrived in Calais with a million other visitors making this venture exciting. We did find a good parking spot near the jetty, which stretches out towards the English channel. We walked out to the tip of the Jetty, and parked along the railing were at least 100 fishermen with rods as long as 25 feet?

CALAIS – This is what we did see and learn. Services aboard ferryboats and hydrofoils operate day and night, in all seasons, with the exception of last-minute cancellations during particularly fierce storms. Most ferries carry cars, trucks, and massive amounts of freight, but some hydrofoils take passengers only. The major routes include at least 12 trips a day between Dover or Folkestone and Calais or Boulogne. Hovercraft and hydrofoils make the trip to Dover to Calais, the shortest distance across the Channel, in just 40 minutes during good weather, whereas the slowest-moving ferries might take several hours, depending on the weather conditions and tides.

As stated above, the shortest and by far the most popular route across the Channel is between Calais and Dover. Hoverspeed operates at least 12 hovercraft crossing daily; the trip takes 35 minutes. It also runs a SeaCat (a catamaran propelled by jet engines) that take slightly longer to make the crossing between Boulogne and Folkestone; the SeaCat depart about four times a day on the 55-minute voyage. $4.50 US/ person.

The Chunnel – The $15-billion tunnel, one of the great engineering feats of all time, is the first link between Britain and the Continent since the Ice Age. The Chunnel’s Le Shuttle also accommodates passenger cars, charter buses, taxis, and motorcycles from Flokestone, England, to Calais, France. It operates 24 hours a day year-round, running every 15 minutes during peak travel times and at least once an hour at night.

Before boarding Le Shuttle, motorist must stop at a tollbooth and pass through immigration for both countries at one time. We did not do this. They then drive onto a half-mile-long train and travel through an underground tunnel built beneath the seabed through a layer of impermeable chalk marl and sealed with a reinforced-concrete lining. During the ride, you stay in the air-conditioned carriages, remain inside your car, or step outside to stretch your legs. Many packages are offered, including hotel, meals etc.

Salut France for a bit – as we head towards Belgium and the cities - Brugges and Ghent. Busy, busy, busy, talk about bad luck, the tourist bureau in Brugges tells us that it’s a busy time “Ascension Thursday” and flocks of visitors have nestled there for the whole week. Hotel’s are available, but 50 miles away. God bless Canada. We made a decision – Brussels would be our next stop, the Capital of Belgium. We knew that from Brussels we could visit Brugges, which is 60 miles away, Ghent 35 and Mons 35 miles away.
As the lingo goes, we motored into Brussels at speeds of 140-142/km otherwise this leg of the trip would definitely put us behind the eight ball with regards to keeping our schedule. Arriving late into Brussels was pure magic, first because it was free of people, and second we stopped in front of hotel Chambord, which we booked for two nights.
Find a parking spot would you believe, hustle the luggage from the car, and run all the way up the elevator for “two” with luggage of course, and smack into our roof top abode which overlooked beautiful “upper Brussels”.

We freshened up ands moseyed down for a well-deserved dinner. Fortunately, a bunch of restaurants were waiting for us to choose, smoke filled, or little smoke, under the tarp or outside the tarp. Enclosed or wide open, or just a plain table and chair. We went with the trapeze restaurant, figuring that with the wires overhead, could it be that the flying Willenda’s would perform. It was a fun night, because we both ordered coq-au-vin, which looked like a duck in a mud bath, a salad, some wine, a huge bottle of water, and chewed on a baguette to start. Welcome folks to Waterloo Blvd, an expensive place to shop.

Our meal showed up disguised under a brown sauce, immediately KC asked, what is this. We forgot that were in Brussels, and these people cook food differently than Canadians. He convinced us that it was good, and enjoy. Our waiter was entertaining, he was Belgium of course, but began using a drawl, when he informed us that most of his relatives live in Texas. I thought he was a Canadian – obviously he was an imposter.

A feature I enjoyed, were the underpasses or tunnels, which takes you through the city. The first one we took was 3.5 km, and I immediately pulled over once out of this underpass only to find out that for those who know this city, you can reach your destination quickly, and each vary as to length. Otherwise you take the service road as we call them, and suffer the lights and pedestrian traffic.

After our dinner we checked out the area, and bought some water as we slowly worked our way back to our hotel at 11.00pm, for a good night sleep. Our next day would be a busy one. We had booked a city tour in the am, and a trip to Brugges from 11.00 am, to 7.30pm. The Brugges trip is something we really wanted to do, because Bert touched this city during WWII. We did a great job in Brugges on our own, walking the medieval streets and taking the canal cruise, visiting the main sites, and having lunch. Population of Brugges is 45,000, and it’s the capital of the Belgian province of West-Flanders.
“The Venice of the North”. – This place was also busy as we were unable to get a hotel here either.

Ghent on the other hand has 250,000 inhabitants and is the fourth largest city in Belgium, but not as popular with tourist as Brugges. Sea-going vessels bring their products to the city and its industrial hinterland. Ghent is also the flower city of Belgium and sells their beautiful begonias and azalea’s all over the world.

We managed a smooth return to Brussels, and find our way to Hotel Chambord.
The concierge informs us that the main elevator is not working, could we kindly take the one at the back. It’s the eerie side of the hotel, vacuum, extra towels, and soap hang out here, but it’s bigger and older.

We take time to rest and shower. If Karen & I started a travel agency, we would call it, “Adventures on the go”.




With 8.30pm upon us, its time to make tracks towards Waterloo blvd, and one of those beautifully El Fresco restaurants. No gambling tonight, KC will no doubt take the Lamb chops while I will go for the filet mignon. No wine tonight, a beer will do with a large bottle of water to share. This evening would turn out to be interesting, because only minutes after we were seated, a young couple sat to our right. They spoke a different language, and as we found out, they were from Holland and on holidays. We introduced ourselves, and told them that we are off to Holland tomorrow without a map or hotel or guide. Our dinners came, so we went about our business of eating. Meanwhile we could see that Gretal was quickly drawing a map of Holland on the paper tablecloth. . When our coffee came, we immediately resumed our conversation and enjoyed a most interesting evening together. It all started with, are you from Belgium! I will place the map she drew in our journal as a pleasant souvenir.

Next stop, Utrecht, Holland for a visit and then off to Arnhem to our Hotel Old Dutch.
My first impression of Utrecht it’s small, with rail tracks in the middle of the street, and hundred of bicycles coming at you not to mention bike paths everywhere. At each corner of the street, dozens of bikes were parked. When I stopped to ask for direction to the old town, the young man, said, parks your car here and walk. We did not take his advice and drove anyway into the old town, it was a mistake because the first thing I saw was a tramcar coming at me. Wrong way Jocko. Being Sunday everything was closed, except the corner hotel with its sidewalk café entertaining a few customers. After an hour or so, we scooted towards the highway.

Hotel Old Dutch (not to be confused with the white powdered cleaners) was the easiest hotel to find – the town’s three hotels were all within inches of each other. Old Dutch offered the best deal, and the owner was cute and proud of her hotel. When Karen questioned the quality of the room, she said, I’m giving you our best and biggest room. Up the elevator we go, so happy that we finally have a Jacuzzi, whirlpool, or something of that nature. Wrong, it was big all right, but reasonable for the cost but had a lot of wear and tear. We did not think about the railway and bus station across the street, so did we ever get a wake up call bright an early next day? The building had character, the front desk was set to one side, while a bar, and restaurant area with two lotto machines completed the first floor. All six bar stools were taken up by the local’s.
The bar was fully stocked, and laughter rained supreme. When we returned from the town square, the restaurant area had an older generation sitting and chatting. I did not see any food, just beer. It would have been nice to sit with them and shoot the breeze because they were just passing the time.

It was mid afternoon when we decided to have a bite. The restaurant was on a side street away from the square, but busy, and enjoyable. We had the table at the window, and we ordered a mild chicken curry with beer. The tinker’s playing music created excitement, people streamed by as if in a parade, people hugged, others kissed, and everybody knew each other. Worn out and subdued by the beer - we returned to our room for a siesta.



After our siesta we walked over to the square, and sat among the flowing crowd. Sidewalk café’s aplenty, walking space minimum, bikes taking up every inch of wall space available. Two beers we yelled out to our waiter as we watched young actors enter a playhouse just across from us, while a group of rugby players from Britain highlighted the chorus of “Bloody Hell”. The square was completely sold out, with chairs facing out and the name of the game was gawking while having a big choice of beers. Each café had huge awnings, the type you could use for a small wedding. 1,000 chairs if not more were occupied the square, and by the time we left, possibly another 500 were added. Ice cream parlours were busy, as well as the waiters running about.
The shopping area in this town was big time – with beautiful boutiques, and shops, offering quality goods - equal to any product we may have in North America if not better. I’m a firm believer of European goods.

Our evening in Arnhem was climaxed with a Grand Marnier at our hotel’s sidewalk café.
We talked about our conversation with our friends the night before. I was under the impression that Holland’s population was 60 million, but in fact it’s only 16 million. Our friend from Holland meant 16 million, but he could not pronounce the sixteen! I kept asking, where do you put 60 million people in such a small country? Netherlands area is only 14,413 square miles.

Prior to leaving Arnhem, we enjoyed a nice breakfast in a crowded room, off the restaurant area. Continental style. Our next stop is Nijmegen, Netherland. This is a town which the 17th. Hussars crossed during WWII. Within an hour we were sitting on the dock between two bridges, trying to figure out which of these bridges did our Canadians cross. It is difficult to imagine this peaceful setting and this small town being invaded by marching armies. We continued our visit into the city center, and enjoyed some time walking about the shopping area.

From Nijmegen, to Mons, Belgium. For some reason I noticed an increase in traffic from Nijmegen. The roads were not as wide, and passing convoys of trucks seem endless.
We were more careful during this run, taking no chances.

Mons, Belgium would get us closer to Paris where we have a three-day stay before returning home. The drive kept us on our toes right into Mons, and the center of the town square. Tourism bureau, City Hall, the European Union Office, and yes even the Monkey was all waiting for us – Auge Square. The young lady who took care of us in the Tourism bureau was better than most. She did a great job including showing us a film of Mons, Hotel St.George was recommended – we drove up to the door, found a parking spot, and walked in to find a kind middle age man sifting through papers. We settled for the top floors again, no elevator, but plenty of stairs leading us to our room overlooking the cobblestone streets. The room was huge with antique furniture, a bed on stilts, a chandelier missing a bulb and a tile floor making the room looks cold. The bathroom, let’s just say it was small. We did have a balcony - big windows with heavy curtains to keep out the eerie ghost of this town.



A bicycle racing team used part of our street so did the bus route. There were magical pewter pylons disappearing into the grounds each time the bus had to move up our street. There was an interesting casino of some sort tucked away at the corner but more like an off-track betting parlour with a cover charge, and you needed a passport to enter.

We walked the street of Mons, Belgium and brought back some interesting literature worth reading. Many boutiques and shops line the streets and there is even an expensive mall in the area. We found that post offices in Europe are a cool place, people hang out there, and even before opening you have line-ups.

The evening part of our trip to Mons proved to be relaxing. Dinner at Le Grillade, a Greek restaurant which did a great job on our food. We would only have dinner here as we decided Le St.Germain on the Grand’place would be our dessert stop. Everything was pleasant about the evening, Le Grillade for instance had charm, cozy-warm, a touch of Creece of course, a polite waiter, and good wine. Le St-Germain for instance was the busiest of all the outside café’s on the square, and had excellent desserts. We did have choice seats, and more rugby players. Before the night was over we had consumed, Espresso Grand, Cappuccino, Dame Blanche, Perrier, coupe 3 boule, and a few Grand Marnier’s.

It’s amazing how you can learn about people during a stay at these sidewalk café’s.
A short man with platform shoes walks with his taller friends and is the noisiest.
An older man in shorts with “Igor” type leg’s escorts a younger women towards the lane way. Lovers stop to kiss. Local’s walk and eat at the same time. The monkey has constant visitors, but only one person touches his head. Two gay men are enjoying a night together, a motorcyclist parking his Harley-Davidson sits down with two ladies in waiting. Our waiter, Alex is a polite senior. Next-door the café call’s it a night as they pile the plastic chairs and finally, most of the crowd is walking east? Could it be that ghost I mentioned earlier is chasing everyone home??

KC ” wake up its time for breakfast”. After my shower KC turn to me and say’s how did you get into that shower? Easy Girl, I turned sideways. You had to be there. It was on the tiny side. The owner, with minimal food, serves breakfast. After our breakfast we strolled the morning streets of Mons, as KC and the magical bus pylons meet up once again.

We are one night’s sleep from Paris as we pull into the town of Laon, France located 86 miles NE. We are minutes from our Hotel Saint Vincent, but stuck on a crescent, just a wrong turn. A retired gentleman is leaning on his fence, so I stop to ask for direction. Well, this man just about did cartwheels as he said wait a minute and ran into his luxurious home. Out he came with a piece of paper, and pen – began drawing the route to our hotel. Our hotel was part of the Citotel chain, and we lucked out again. Beautiful room, great dining room, and tremendous service. The owner’s daughter helped us with
Free-telephone calls, and even booked our Paris Hotel.


It took about three hours for our tour, and we brought back some interesting literature for your reading pleasure.

Wednesday June 4th, 2003 – Paris and the return of our car which is two days late, which goes to prove, you loose track of time on a good vacation.
We drop off our luggage at our hotel “Hotel Mon Reve” near Tour Eiffel. More exercise, three floors, plus 15 steps to our junior suite. With hotel in order, we head towards the Europcar deposit in downtown Paris. We did have some luck, the outer peripherique going west get’s us close, but we can’t see the Europcar office. We are at a red light when KC notices a green Europcar sign, it’s pointing down into the ground, like under the street. How are we going to get there, “watch me”, I tell KC The light turns green, I cross just like a Parisian would, straight across four lanes of traffic, one embankment, and down the tunnel to a waiting Europcar agent. Where have you guy’s been she asked? KC say’s we got lost, we have been in Paris for two day’s trying to find your office. Great story, unfortunately you still have to pay. An extra day was charged, instead of two making our trip easier to take and great fun.

Now to get back to our hotel, we could see the Tour Eiffel. This was out third time to Paris so the Eiffel Tower is a good start. With our hotel in the bag, we decide to begin our visit by walking towards the Eiffel Tower, and the Seine. By the time we were finished our walk had brought closer to our hotel, but still a fair hike away. We gave Arrondsissement 15 a good look, covering the major and side streets. With our limbs loosy-goosey, we arrived at our hotel. 55 stairs between the shower and us. We suck up some energy, and get to our room, flop into the bed for some bone relaxation, and wonder what in hell did we do?

Metro, is the way to go, and its easy, fast, comfortable, except when you have a transportation strike. Then you must watch for the roving gypsies “Tinkers” who have a knack of relieving you of your wallet in the metro or escalators. They work in groups, and for the first time in my life I experienced the confusion they create. Karen and I are standing on the platform, everything is quite when the door of the metro car opens.
All of a sudden, your being pushed and the noise level increases. A young girl of 14 years of age, ask for the time, while another unlatches my button of my back pocket. I presume the third young lady removes my wallet, but in my case, I backed up immediately, sensing, pickpockets, and push the remover into a seat or window.
Immediately the noise level stops, and the girls move on towards another visitor.
Thank God for hard buns, and quick thinking otherwise, Jocko loses some cash, bankcard, and licenses not to mention my air Miles Card.

Paris, I love the scene, the baguettes, the sandwiches, the Latin Quarters (arrondissements 5), the Metro, you name it, it’s an experience, and only Parisians can deliver. It will all begin in earnest tonight as we return for another crack near the Latin quarters, and the seine. Dinner with the Greek’s, breaking of dishes to attract your eyes towards their restaurant, and poof, you’re a target, and with the Greek music blaring from the restaurant, the maitre’d points to a table and offers a free drink, music, and dancers. Other restaurateurs are not too happy if he succeeds, because they want that same customers. Don’t pay attention, move on until you find the right place. It’s worth the aggravation for a good night along the Latin Quarters.
If you want to annoy a restaurateur, don’t look at his restaurants menu, soon enough he will ask, what’s wrong with my restaurant? Arrondissement # 18 – Monmartre is the most famous arrondissement, embracing Monmartre and associated with such legendary names as the Moulin Rouge, Sacre-Couer and place du Tetre (a tourist trap) – Utrillo was its native son, Renoir lived here, and Toulouse-Latrec adopted the area as his own. Today place Blanche is known for its prostitutes, and Monmartre is filled with honky-tonks, souvenir shops, and terrible restaurants.

Here is what they say about Paris – Paris is a city for strollers whose greatest joy is rambling through unexpected alleys and squares. If you have a choice, try to make it on your own two feet whenever possible. How else can you rub elbows (literally) with Parisians and experience the real Paris. Not only did we walk with the Parisians, we also walked away without paying from a Café after bad service. We rode the metro on sixteen different occasions, and thwarted four Gypsies from stealing our money. We did the baguette thing, and the ham and cheese sandwich as we strolled the streets. We sat among the throngs of people near the Champs-Elysee, and enjoyed lunch and then strolled the avenue. We stopped in a park, totally lost to verify our map, only to be told by a young Dad to watch out for pickpockets. We even began driving like them, what a thrill.

We learned so much on this trip – eating on the go, transportation strikes, pickpockets, late night dinners, friendship, proud owners of hotels, and there is more in France than the “City of Lights” yes - The little town and the many surprises we face each day along the country road.

Enjoy your baguette………….

Jock

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BREAKFAST ON THE GO

Breakfast – Weekday breakfast of Cereal, fruit, toast and tea is the norm. When you live in a climate of warm summer months, and cold winter months choosing breakfast food differs. The Saturday we enjoyed the most was the cool months because we always paid more attention to the travel section of our newspaper. We would cook some cling to your ribs porridge, toast, with a glass of orange juice, and tea. We would devote a few hours to our travel section of our newspaper. We would check the Caribbean for early spring, and Europe in late summer or early fall. Breakfast in the Caribbean – The All-inclusive offers buffet style breakfast, and that’s fine because you loaded up on what ever fancied your tummy on that particular day. Europe on the other hand differed based on whether you were in a B & B, or hotel. Continental & American style breakfast exists in most cases, but you tend to follow the crowd and eat healthy during your stay. I can recall the first time I tried Yogurt. We were in a B & B, Paris, France and a continental breakfast was included in our cost. Sitting a few feet away, four businessmen were babbling away and in all cases each one had brought a Yogurt to their table. I returned to the fruit table, and took a yogurt. Many years ago while in Algiers, I was introduced to wine at the breakfast table. Water was expensive, and since we wanted a liquid to drink, a glass of wine was more enjoyable. The warm climate of Algiers and having breakfast later in the morning would be another reason. I was also introduced to Siesta’s, and shuttered windows. Cruising the Oceans – is another magnificent early morning breakfast enjoyment. The whole nine yards before you disembark for touring the many Ports of call over a period of seven to fourteen days. The secret to cruising is the Gym early in the morning before breakfast. The smallest coffee cup these hands have ever held was held in Bern, Switzerland, at MacDonald’s of course. I am involved with veterans of WWII, and during a recent visit to Hastings, England some of the men asked if I would take a picture of a plaque placed on a building. The plaques was in honour of 17th. Hussars and it also listed eleven of the men who died during the bombing of the hotel.
Baguette Breakfast – The boardwalk along Hastings shores produced a nice little restaurant.
It was empty when we arrived with enough seating for twenty. We chose the best view of the Ocean. For a minute we thought, is there any service? I picked up the menus on the counter as the waitress (Romanian) made an appearance. What can I get for you this morning, breakfast please, may I suggest the baguette breakfast. The name of the place was “Art Café”, and we were flabbergasted by the size of this all in one baguette breakfast. The contents included; eggs, bacon, a large sausage, home fries, mushrooms, and tomato. It goes without mentioning that we did not complete our breakfast! The place was busy now, so off we went towards the Queen’s Hotel, and our plaque. Nice experience. Breakfast offers a time to organize, and every now and then we will have a perfect view of a lake, the Ocean, a town’s square or the Old Port. We always make sure that our view is unrestricted. There has been an occasion when we ordered breakfast out, and dangled our feet from a bench or pier. Nice comes to mind, and the perfect place is “Le Promenade des Anglais”, so much to see and enjoy.

The one day which has become a tradition is Sunday – In nineteen-ninety five my wife was diagnosed with Lung Cancer. Between our country home and backyard patio we enjoyed the fresh air. There was an instance when we arrived home after a hospital visit, which hit home. Look Jock the buds on the tree. It was then that I realize how important such a small thing like a bud on a tree meant. The following Sunday, we began a tradition of having breakfast and it did not matter where! Over the period of fifty-six weeks, we traveled the Province of Quebec. We began with local restaurants, then a bit further towards the Eastern Township, the Laurentians, even Byward market in Ottawa, or the Old Town of Quebec City. The purpose was not to have breakfast anymore, but rather to enjoy nature’s gifts. We slowed everything down, but made sure that we were comfortable at all times. At one point when she was in good shape, we traveled the Maritimes -I will never stop my Sunday breakfast.

Jock